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more about #governorgranholm more comments → Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Maybe we can get the Chinese to place a MG Rover plant in Detroit? more » Mazdaspeed666, now with 80% more unemployment!: Your own presidential JesusSomeone to inflate your tires, someone who caresYour own presidential JesusTies to radicals like Ayers, someone with flair.... more » Novaload: When the economy is crashing and people are losing jobs to the tune of 200,000+ a month, the stock market is sinking--this is not a time to focus on s... more » General_Zad's_Chicken: Well if he's the Detroit Jesus then I'm their Beelzebub. They shouldn't be getting a damn penny of my taxpayer dollars. They've had every oppurtinity ... more » jodark: So maybe he will do something about the stranglehold Union's have on them. Maybe he will allow them to stop giving outrageous benefits and $150k salar... more » domino: diety? more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: BTW, love the Depeche Mode reference. That's one of my fav songs. Pick up the receiver, Obama, I will make you a believer. ". . .reach out, touch ... more » Cognitive Friction: We've got the American Jesus See him on the interstate We've got the American Jesus He helped build Rick Wagoner's estate more » layabout: People seem to expect miracles from Obama,well he's gotta be better than the last guy,shit,a sock puppet could do better than Bush. more » Joshuman: I sure hope the new Treasury Secretary knows which levers to pull to get the economy out of this mess. I don't want to be paying $10k to $20k extra ea... more » Jagvar: I've already heard CNN call him the new FDR and heard NBC call him the new MLK. Now he's the new Jesus. I sure hope he lives up to the hype! ...that w... more » Velocitré: I think the best possible solution to this situation would be for the guvment to temporarily allow non-US vehicles to be sold here by the Big three. I... more » Bumblebee: The crawl is absolutely fucking priceless: First, inane news about the First Dog. Then, "Keeping you informed. This is CNN." more » don_mynack: Not being a resident of Michigan, I can opt out of paying for this bailout, right? Anyone? Hello? more » clinto: And since they are obviously too stupid (or greedy) to do it themselves, they will (should) have to be forced to offer products like fuel efficient ca... more »
