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more about #gmstock more comments → Mobius: Wert on the show or its opinion doesn't count. more » Triborough: The house always wins, and so does the senate. more » DoctorNine: The cool thing about capital markets, is that investment in production only makes money when there is demand. Investment in production when there is ... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Even worse than GM stock, GM bonds. more » Hello Mister Walrus: Oh, someone will win if you buy GM stock. In the off chance that there is no bankruptcy, you win, of course. However, in the much, much more likely sc... more » MushyHeirloom: Oh, and the screencap shows "David" jizzing in his pants. more » MushyHeirloom: I'm liking the idea of investing in, oh, Ford. more » Stranger than most: At the Casino you stand a chance of getting you money back? more » .357: Who's up for some Blackjack? more » -
#carpocalypse
Buying GM Stock Is NOT Like Gambling At A Casino
One important distinction between GM stock and casino gambling is at a casino, if the player loses, the dealer still wins. Nobody wins with GM stock. -
#financiapocalypse
Texas Dealers: Buy A GM Vehicle, Get 50 Shares Of GM Stock!
Two Texas dealers are trying to flip General Motors' low stock price into profits by offering customers 50 shares of GM common stock to buy a new GM vehicle by the end of the month. Will and Corrie Churchill, owners of Frank Kent Motor Co. in Fort Worth, Texas, began their promotion this week and will offer it to the first 100 customers "because this is GM's 100-year anniversary," Will Churchill said. We can't make this up. Seriously, if they'd come to me with this as a joke in a post I would have cut it for being too easy, formulaic and punny. Guess it serves me right. Shown up by reality. I hate it when that happens. Wait, it's happening again — guess what the name of the promotion is. Hit the jump to find out. More »
