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#cotomersevis
How to Read the New Car and Driver
January's issue of Car and Driver magazine sees what many would term a "major" redesign. We've asked Eddie Alterman, the new C/D editor-in-chief, to walk us through some of the layout changes of the newly-redesigned buff book. — Ed. More » -
#carpocalypse
Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
Sarah Henderson, daughter of Fritz Henderson, the just-resigned-minutes-ago GM CEO, posted some choice words about Ed Whitacre, the random white guy taking her dad's place at the top of the just-emerged-from-bankruptcy automaker, on the automaker's public Facebook page!
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#crudelecorvettewatch
Crudele Corvette Watch: How You Can Dent A New 'Vette And Annoy A NY Post Writer
New Yorkers, be on the lookout for a douchebag NY Post writer in a brand-new Corvette. It's "business writer" John Crudele trying to screw GM using a 60-day money back guarantee Corvette as a rental while his mulletgasmic Camaro's repaired. More » -
#carpocalypse
Why Do Republicans Hate American Automakers?
A German company is battling with a Japanese one to become the world's biggest automaker. Italians own Chrysler. It's like World War II except we're losing. So why are Republicans suddenly on the side of the automotive Axis powers? More » -
#licenseplates
New ‘Empire Gold’ New York License Plates A Car Owner Shakedown
Albany's pitching replacing all license plates with these new "Empire Gold" plates — similar to ones used between 1973 and 1986 — as a safety enhancement, citing increased visibility. Taxpayers, however, are up in arms over the mandatory $25 fee. More » -
#ifeelgassy
US Military Pays $400 A Gallon For Fuel In Afghanistan
Think last summer's $4 a gallon prices at the pump were painful? Imagine being the US Military, which pays around $400 a gallon in Afghanistan according to the Pentagon comptroller's office in a report to the House Appropriations Defense panel.
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#lolcars
The Best Road Trip Movie Ever In 5...4...3...
What happens when Liyban leader Moammar Gaddafi and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez go on a road trip across South America? The best road trip movie ever! With cameos from Jimmy Fallon, Michael Cera and Robert Mugabe! More » -
#moviecars
New Red Dawn Movie Blows Detroit Away!
The Chinese-infused Red Dawn re-make's beenblowing crap upfilming this week in Detroit. The city's an awesome place for making a movie. Just ask Michael Bay. He's beenblowing crap upfilming in Detroit for years. Set pictures below. More » -
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#bloggingtheautobloggers
CarandDriver Photoshops Fake Drag Race, Blames Suicidal Fan-Boy Writer
CarandDriver included the above shot of a BMW X6M beating out a hopped-up Chevy Nova II at Michigan's Milan Dragway for their review of the Bimmer. The only problem is it never happened. C&D's response below. More » -
#industrynews
Chrysler's Jim Press Owes IRS $1 Million In Bailout Back Taxes
Despite reportedly receiving an auto bailout-sized bag of cash to leave Toyota for Chrysler, the Freep's reporting out-going Chrysler Deputy CEO Jim "Droopy Dog" Press now owes the U.S. government nearly $1 million in back taxes.
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#adwatch
Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
With fewer people reading and more people Tivoing, advertisers are turning back to the outdoor ad. Naturally, they're injecting sex, violence and butt jokes to get them noticed. Ten graphic, and often bootylicious outdoor advertisements below. NSFW. More » -
#adwatch
It's Not A BMW, It's A Time Machine
BMW sponsored the season premier of Mad Men and is following it up with this Sterling Cooper-themed, Anton Watts-shot ad for Vanity Fair. But would Don Draper drive a 3-series? More » -
#cartwits
GM Aborts Buick Crossover After Negative Twitter Response
News today Buick will kill the planned Saturn Vue-platformed plug-in-hybrid-electric crossover comes as no surprise to the consumers and journalists who saw it in person. The "Vue-ick" was horrifyingly atrocious. Now we've uncovered news GM killed it because of Twitter.
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#carcrash
NYC Taxi Crashes Into 72nd Street Subway Station
A yellow-cab SUV jumped the curb and struck the subway entrance at West 72nd Street and Broadway on Manhattan's Upper West Side just before 4 p.m. today in an incident of uncomfortable-transportation on uncomfortable-transportation violence. (Hat tip to Allison!) More » -
#carstars
Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More » -
#carmovies
The 12 Worst Car Movies Of All Time
We love movies. We love cars. We love movies about cars. But there are some truly pathetic car flicks out there. Below, thanks to your help, is our list of 12 of the worst. More » -
#carmovies
The 12 Greatest Car Movies
We love movies. We love cars. We love movies about cars. And there are some really great car flicks out there. Below, thanks to your help, is our list of 12 of the greatest. More » -
#adwatch
Mad Men: Bob Lutz "Craps All Over" GM Ad Campaigns, Flies To Caribbean
AdAge reports GM's Bob "Maximum Marketing" Lutz "crapped all over" ad campaigns earlier this month, then jetted off to the Caribbean for vacation, leaving ad shops behind quaking in their urine-soiled undergarments. Awesome, it's like an episode of Mad Men! More » -
#carpocalypse
The Twenty Most Hackneyed Headlines Of The Carpocalypse
Picking up the most recent issue of Harper's, we realized the Carpocalypse may be a bummer for automakers, but it's a boon for the world's most unoriginal headline writers. The twenty most hackneyed Carpocalypse headlines below. More » -
#lolcars
Angelic Michael Jackson Image Appears On Car Hood
Just 13 hours after his death, Michael Jackson made a cameo appearance on the hood of this car in England. Could the king of pop be performing miracles from the grave?
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