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more about #gasstation more comments → Bret: Wow, this driver was so bad as to deserve being plural in the story copy. Sorry Matt, I'm just a little feisty today. more » ProstWest: Those remaindered Lexus floormats you picked up at the church bazaar aren't looking like such a bargain now, are they? more » NSFU: Boy, people sure do have a chip on their shoulder when it comes to elderly drivers. What about all the exceptionally poor drivers of other age groups?... more » .357: Don't taze me, sonny boy! more » skaycog was here: Some senior citizens are still good drivers, and some still have a sense of humor. more » superbadd75, now I remember why I left...: Sometimes it sucks to run into an old flame. It's even worse when an old flame runs into you. more » bmoreDLJ: You really don't wanna lose control of anything in a gas station...except maybe patience for elderly morons cheating odds and endangering others for t... more » Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: If some old folks didn't deserve an occaisional tasering, we wouldn't have tasers or old people. "Youth is truth, I wish 'old' rhymed with 'lies.'" more » UnlimitedRevs: I don't understand why we restrict teenage driving requirements but we do nothing about the elderly, who's reaction times generally decrease over time... more » Unregular: shakes fist at teens... more » Adam Spano: At the retirement age of 55 you should have to take a full drivers test every two years to remain a licensed driver. Accidents and more importantly r... more » DonLuc: We will learn to love the taste of soylent green soon enough. You'll see. more » -
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Senior Citizen Knocks Flaming Gas Pump Onto Man
An elderly women in Ohio lost control of her van, knocking a gas pump onto an unsuspecting customer. The man was saved by quick-acting bystanders, but we're reconsidering our don't taser old women rule. [Today]
