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more about #fortwo more comments → adhir: luckily, driving a prius is a sure way to make sure noone wants to have sex with you. more » bobvilla: now lets do a post on best cars for group sex. more » More Ron: Disagree on scion tC. When it came out, it was spelled out explicitly in the press release that the front seats fold flat to create a "unique conversa... more » Mobius: To have sex IN? Isn't Jalopnik more into the cars to have sex WITH? more » pidgeonsplatz: Any car my wife is in!!! more » stuntdriver: the best option to have sex... more » ragtopdodge: Here's something your daughter's boyfriend will be driving; only b/c payback's a beatch! more » IN THE FACE!: Well, provided you went against these recommendations and had sex in an Atom anyway, you could just hose it out when you were done! more » MrGoodCat: That lady looks like she's tried a few times. and failed more » TR3-A: I wa going to add the TR3 but when you own a TR3, you are too busy driving and repairing the car thave sex. I know. more » Dhillaz 2.0: I don't know why there's such a stigmatism associated with wagons...this is exactly the 'activity' they were designed for! more » AmishJohn: You have to realllllly have a thing for midgets to get it on in a Fiero. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Regular-cab, compact pickup...a real compact pickup (pre-2000 Toyota/Nissan-Datsun)...if it's raining/cold/you are a mosquito magnet. more » Blue387: People who willingly buy an Aveo do not deserve to have sex. more » TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: That's what the hood is for, gentlemen. more » -
#lolcars
Ten Worst Cars To Have Sex In
Earlier this week, the masculoids at Ask Men released their list of the ten best cars to have sex in — complete with positions. After careful deliberation we're prepared to warn you off these ten worst, complete with reasons. More » -
#lolcars
Latest Dutch Craze: Tossing Smart ForTwos Into A Canal
Thought you and your friends in high school were funny when you turned old Mr. Johnson's Beetle sideways in its spot? Well brother, you have nothing on the hooligans tossing defenseless parked Smart ForTwos into Amsterdam's canals. More » -
#ifeelgassy
Smart ForTwo EV Going On Sale In UK, Testing In Other Euro Cities
The Smart ForTwo EV has made it through fleet testing and because of the popular response will now be available in limited numbers for public sale. It's still tiny and expensive, but now even slower! More » -
#carpocalypse
Smart To Offer U.S. Buyers Incentives For First Time
With low sales due partly to relatively lower fuel prices, Smart plans to offer U.S. ForTwo buyers incentives for the first time, starting with 4.2% financing for loans of up to 60 months. Next they'll try free fuzzy dice. [AutoNews] -
#crashtestfunnies
IIHS Small Car Test: Three Gruesome Slow-Motion Crash Videos
This morning's IIHS report on the shocking finding that little cars don't take well to colliding, at speed, with bigger cars? Now we have the crash videos. Let's take a look at all three below. More » -
#customcars
The BatSmart Is As Silly As It Sounds
"Hey, why not make a Batmobile out of a Smart ForTwo?" This obviously inspired-by-narcotics statement is what created this: The BatSmart. More » -
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#jalopnikreviews
2008 Smart Fortwo: First U.S. Drive
The 2008 Smart Fortwo is burdened with preconceived notions like no car before it. It's not safe. You can't drive it on the highway. It's too small for super sized Americans. It's Green. It's gay. The car was launched in Europe in 1998, so Americans have had a decade to develop these assumptions. Until now, few have driven it, and never on American soil. Yesterday, we did. More »
