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more about #fordtaurus more comments → Blix: As undesirable as '93 Taurus may seem, the wagon is the shit. My family still owns ours, and despite looking like garbage and smelling like fish, it'... more » danio3834: I lol'd hard. Well done. #fordtaurus more » powermatic: Second only to 'Victim In Fatal Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck' as week's best Onion story. #fordtaurus more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: The Onion rocks. Not all of their 'articles' are humorous, and I don't like all of them, either, but I laugh a few times, typically quite-heartily, w... more » Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm: Normally I'm a big fan of the Onion. Jim Anchower is like a hero to me and I revel in Jean Teasdales torrents of lameness. This clip though.... I j... more » sos10: hilarious #fordtaurus more » maximum-sienna: Not really funny. Used cars make sense for people who can't afford new. If you didn't know that before hand, then there's a reason why your house an... more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: please god let this be true..... i will even shell out the extra 257 dollars i don't have to get the 5-speed sho model!!! aww crap... the onion leads... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I laughed, I cried. Too true to be funny. #fordtaurus more » Elhigh: Like actual onions, I don't consider The Onion very funny. Jalopnik does an excellent job of planting the tongue firmly in the cheek, raising the eye... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: No, No, No. You can't put lipstick on a mid-size FWD pig and whore it out. That's just wrong. What are you going to do with 400HP though the front ... more » 64deville: Looks pretty good, then again the factory SHO looks pretty good too. tv screens in headrests are ridiculous. tv screens in cars are kind of stupid i... more » brandegee: Never noticed before that the new Taurus still had that good ol' e-brake pedal. Been driving foreign iron too long I guess. more » TR3-A: Now if they had just put that sweet mill in the back seat, driving the rear wheels, they'd have something. A 400 hp FWD car? Undrivable. #mobsteel more » bmoreDLJ: I kinda like it. The grille is kinda boring, but better than the has-nothing-to-do-with-anything grille of the stock taurus. #mobsteel more » -
#lolcars
Ford Unveils New 1993 Taurus For 2010 Model Year!
The Onion News Network covered Ford's exciting unveil of the 1993 Taurus for the 2010 model year. At $650 it's designed to fulfill the needs of Americans in challenging economic times. Video below. More » -
#sema
Mobsteel Bags 400HP Taurus SHO
The new Ford Taurus SHO is a pretty sweet ride, but the fellas at Mobsteel have gotten their hands on one and blacked it out, smoothed things over and slammed it to the ground. We're not sure about this one. More » -
#adwatch
Ford Taurus, SHO Ad Campaign More About Toys, Less About Driving
Ford kicks off their new ad campaigns for the 2010 Ford Taurus and the 2010 Ford Taurus SHO August 4th. The campaign targets "discerning customers" focused on "technology, innovation and style." They're so tech-focused they've embedded tech in their ads. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
2010 Ford Taurus: First Drive
The 2010 Ford Taurus wants to become to full-size sedans what the F-150 is to trucks: the standard by which all others are judged. That's an incredibly ambitious goal for an utterly conventional car. More » -
#carpr0n
New Taurus SHO's Torque-gasmic EcoBoost Engine, Exploded!
Ford's exploded the 365 HP, 350 lb-ft o' torque 3.5-liter EcoBoost powerplant underneath the hood of the new 2010 Ford Taurus SHO to show us the bits n' pieces creating this sick torque curve. More details below. More » -
#carmusic
Ford Designers Get Musically Inspired During 2010 Taurus Design Process
The "Mozart Effect" is a term used by Alfred Tomatis for his belief listening to Mozart's melodies can make you smarter. Ford's designers apparently took this approach, with a modern twist, while designing the 2010 Ford Taurus. More » -
#carpocalypse
Ford CEO Hits Today Show, Says Nothing
Ford CEO Alan Mulally was up early for a Today Show interview in New York with NBC's Matt Lauer. Lauer fearlessly probed Mulally, peppering him with a slew questions. Smiling like a Cheshire cat, Mulally non-answered every one of them. More » -
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2010 Lincoln MKS EcoBoost: First Drive
Rather than a pedestrian 3.7-liter V6, the 2010 Lincoln MKS EcoBoost provides a rip-roaring 355 HP twin-turbo V6 that'll get 24+ MPG. Minus tweaks, it's the same setup we'll see in the Ford Taurus SHO. More » -
#carsafety
Ford Taurus Simulates Parking Lot Carnage
After little-Suzy-homemaker loses control of her fully-loaded-by-110-pounds-of-groceries shopping cart, will it set off the side airbags on your 2010 Ford Taurus at a speed of 10 MPH? Let's find out. More » -
#2010hennesseytaurussho
Hennessey Tunes New SHO Taurus
In a move that'll surely light some fires in the SHO revival camp, Hennessey Motorsports will get their hands dirty and molest the newly-announced 2010 Ford Taurus SHO. More » -
#2010fordtaurus
2010 Ford Taurus Dealer Ordering Guide Leaked, Confirms EcoBoost
We've managed to get our hands on the dealer ordering guide for the all-new 2010 Ford Taurus, which breaks down the options and confirms an EcoBoost model, possibly the 2010 Ford Taurus SHO.
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#captionthis
What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
After seeing this shot from MSNBC of Ford of the Americas president Mark Fields on-screen above a split-open Ford Taurus, we knew we had the perfect choice for another round of "Caption This." [via MSNBC] -
#detroitautoshow
2010 Ford Taurus: A Flagship Returns
Moments ago, the sheet dropped on the impressive new 2010 Ford Taurus and we've got the live shots coming at you from the floor of the Detroit Auto Show. More » -
#2010fordtaurus
2010 Ford Taurus: More Hot, Less Bull
In 1986, Ford unleashed a moonshot automobile which dragged the company and its competitors into the future. With the 2010 Ford Taurus, it seems Ford is staking its claim at greatness again. More » -
#spyphotos
The Ford Taurus SHO Is Back!
These exclusive first shots of a SHO-badged dashboard in testing outside an unknown location are the first piece of evidence portending the reawakening of the Ford Taurus SHO with the 2010 Ford Taurus. More » -
#renderedforyourpleasure
2010 Ford Taurus
The 2010 Ford Taurus has been spotted around town wearing next-to-no camo. We've pulled the sheet entirely off with these exclusive renderings from KORSdesign of the new Taurus to be unveiled officially in Detroit. -
#spyphotos
2010 Ford Taurus: First Look Inside!
Here's the clearest shots yet of the exterior and the first shots of the interior of the 2010 Ford Taurus, expected to be revealed next month at the Detroit Auto Show. Full gallery below. -
#showagon
Jalopnik Commenter Savant Buys SHOwagon
The moment the Ford Taurus SHOwagon listed on eBay was posted here the bidding for the rare item suddenly jumped up. We thought this was because we're awesome and moved tons of traffic in the power-wagon's direction. No. In fact, the real culprit was our very own Commenter Admin / Cotomer Sevis Rep Pete Gaines. Not only did he drive the price up past its low reserve, he was able to purchase the car for the steal-of-a-deal price of just $3,000. His plans for the sweet new ride?
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