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more about #florida more comments → MushyHeirloom: Nothin' sharkin' on Sharkdown Street Used to be the heart of town Don't tell me Miami ain't got no sharks You just gonna drag 'em 'round more » muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: ! more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Tonight! Jezza, Hamster and Cpt. Slow fly to Miami and set up a ramp.... more » Elhigh: In related news, Miami police were following a trail of shark scales and teeth and stumbled across a meth lab. That poor fish. As if life as a wild ... more » 55Hardtop: Being a Hialeah/Miramar native, I agree with the officer "It doesn't surprise me in Miami" more » Alf, in pog form: When a blog site reaches the point where it starts printing articles completely unrelated to the topic of it's original premise, it is said to have "P... more » Novaload: Tough times indeed when even sharks are having to walk. more » smalleyxb122: They were almost completely backward in their attempt to reenact the Candygram sketch. more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: Sharks on a train? more » Alphamazing: *ding dong* Woman: Yes? Voice: Mrs. Arugglam? Woman: Hello? Voice: Mrs. Mrffalerfalerf? Woman: Who is it? Voice: Fish Salesmen, ma'am! Woman: Fish? W... more » Tanshanomi: That reminds me of... more » Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: Pussy's.... go grab a real shark... like a hammerhead or something.... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Friday jumped the shark early this week. more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: This is the weirdest Down on the Street Bonus Edition ever. more » DoctorNine: Obviously, the homeless men caught this Nissan 370Z in the vulnerable period where it transforms from car into fish. The new Z-car can do this, but o... more » -
#offbeatnews
Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
A six-foot-long Nurse Shark was found in the middle of a Miami street on Tuesday after two men unsuccessfully tried to sell it to local fish markets. You read correctly. A shark. In the street. More » -
#planelopnik
83-Year-Old Man Lands Plane On Florida Expressway
An 83-year-old pilot was forced to land his plane on a Florida expressway Sunday morning after experiencing engine trouble, successfully merging Jalopnik and Planelopnik. [NBCMiami] -
#lolcars
Woman Calls 911 Because She's Locked In Her Car
A woman in Kissimmee, Florida called 911 because she couldn't get the car started and was locked inside. And by "locked inside" we mean unfathomably stupid and unresourceful. More » -
