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more about #ferrarienzo more comments → Franzouse: How did he get this one past the DMV: For the New Zoning Ordinance? Free the New Zealand Oligarchs? Ford Never Zoom Out? more » beercheck: Meh. The Simpsons already did it. more » pauljones: I'd rather dragon the GT, personally. And for the wiseass naysayers, the Ford GT is like Adriana Lima: I have no problem seeing the same picture twice. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): My fellow statesmen represent, yet again. (this car is the equivalent of 38% of our state GDP) more » Turboner: I've yet to see an Enzo in the flesh, much less with engine bay opened up like a prom date. I have seen a GT in such a state of undress, at a track d... more » skaycog was here: If I had a Ford GT, I wouldn't park it. I'd just drive it! But if I did park it, it would be protected. more » Elhigh: Delicious. The original GT40's mission was a gigantic middle finger directed squarely at Ferrari. Here's to carrying on the family motto! more » Mobius: Skaycog, pagin Ms. Skaycog. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Oh yeah? Bring it to LeMons and we'll see what you've got. more » Steve_in_NC: Perfect. F them furineers. more » mr_dude: He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. more » JC Whitless: I officially retract my bird theory. More news to follow. There was no bird. I am going forward with a new theory that it was Nicolas Cages hair. #... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Are you sure it's not a re-make of 'The Spy Who Loved Me' with a Bug instead of a Esprit? Or maybe Aqua-man had cashed in his shares in Hanna Barbera... more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I think we're going to find he has an unnatural fascination with Brad Pitt, fistfights, Robert Paulson and may be schizophrenic. His one wish before ... more » JC Whitless: Listen -- strange Veyrons lying in ponds distributing lulz is no basis for a Feature of the Day. Features should derive from a mandate from the masse... more » -
#vanityplates
Ford GT Wears Entirely Appropriate Vanity Plate
At one point in my past, I designed and proved-out the production line that built the Ford GT's giant throttle body. I still have two copies, so I'm something of a fan-boy. Thus, I agree with this guy's sentiment. More » -
#carcrashes
Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories
There's been lots of speculation over the Bugatti Veyron lake crash, especially after the crash video and post-crash photos surfaced. Motor Trend's Mike Floyd calls it "a Zapruder film for car guys." He's right. Some reader theories below. More » -
#carcrashes
EXCLUSIVE: Bugatti Lake Crash Driver Owns Infamous Eddie Griffin-Crashed Ferrari Enzo
Andy House isn't just the man who crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a lake. He's also the man who owns the repaired Ferrari Enzo crashed by actor Eddie Griffin. Holy super car t-shirt meme crash overload! More » -
#uglycars
Ten Vehicles That Don't Belong On BuisnessWeek's 50 Ugliest Cars List
We're convinced BusinessWeek intentionally created its "Fifty Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years" list to offend Jalopnik reader sensibilities as much as possible. We've pulled out ten cars that simply have no place on this list. Two-minutes hate ahead. More » -
#crashweek
World's Fastest Super Car Crashes
Wrecked Exotics has put together a list of the fastest crashes they've ever seen and it's quite the compendium of carnage. Below, evidence proving bad decision making will eventually catch up to you. More » -
#lolcars
This Is Why People Think Ferrari Drivers Are Asshats
That a Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and Ferrari Enzo are all haphazardly parked in handicapped spots at a golf course is quite an indictment of people who buy Ferraris. More » -
#savetheenzos
Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
Yet another Ferrari Enzo has been destroyed, this time in Okayama, Japan. The cause of the accident? The gentle Japanese rains. More » -
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#savetheenzos
Save The Enzos: Disguise Them With Carbon Fiber!
The folks at Autogespot captured this carbon fiberish Ferrari Enzo traipsing around Maranello. But why? More » -
#supercarpocalypse
Super Carpocalypse: The 20 Exotics Destroyed So Far This Year
Whether because of the bad economy or the anger of the car gods, something's been causing super cars to explode. Here's 20 examples so far this year of the super carpocalypse claiming millions of dollars in exotic metal. More » -
#savetheenzos
Youngest Ferrari Enzo Owner Is 23 Years Old
Cody Liebel is 23, owns a record company, and drives around in a Ferrari Enzo. We thought we'd show you his car before it ends up in Save The Enzos. [Low Rider Edge] -
#savetheenzos
Ferrari Enzo Crashes During Rallye De Paris
Why do we even try to Save The Enzos? Yet another Ferrari Enzo's (the second in three months!) bitten the dust. This one, at least, went down respectably, competing and crashing in the Rally de Paris at Magny Cours. More » -
#savetheenzos
Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
Do we need to print up t-shirts again? We may have to after things got hot under the collar for this once-priceless Ferrari Enzo in Okanagan Falls, BC. Horrific images and video of the Italian BBQ below. Save the Enzos! More » -
#crazyeurocarboydoeslondon
The Nissan Figaro Treads Fine Line Between Retro and Cool
Nissans as pacifiers, Nissans as stop motion actors. Let’s now turn to a weird little JDM Nissan peppering the streets of London: the Figaro. More » -
#savetheenzos
Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
A UK pastry chef who admitted damaging Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo was sentenced to 20 weeks in jail. Frankly, we think the prosecutor should have gone for the death penalty. (h/t Brian!) [Star] -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
2003 Ferrari ENZO for $1,190,000!
Wearing a "Save the Enzos" shirt isn't doing enough. You're going to need to take one for the team. And now here's your chance, Richie Rich. More » -
#foundoncraigslist
Red Ferrari Enzo, 9000 Miles, Buy It Now For $1.2 Million... On Craigslist
There may have been seven Lamborghini Reventons on Jameslist, but now there's a Ferrari Enzo for sale. And get this, it's on Craigslist for a fire sale price of only $1.2 million. Save the Enzos!
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#captionthis
What The Hell Is This? A Mclarenzbo?
This mess was found at the Pebble Beach Concours D'Elegance. We're wondering what to call it; a Mclarenzbo? Revenzo F1? Or Maybe McFerrarenzenton? Regardless, it's delightfully tacky and we love it for its blatant ugliness. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Eddie Griffin Enzo Bumper Lives On As LeMons BMW Wing, Could Be Yours!
Remember the Eddie Griffin Wrecked Enzo? The carbon-fiber bumper from Eddie's Enzo now lives on as a performance-enhancing aerodynamic device on the Enzo Dysfunction BMW E36 at the 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas! More » -
#savetheenzos
How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
CNBC's "House of Cards" documentary finally proves what we've suspected for some time, Eddie Griffin crashing Daniel Sadek's Ferrari Enzo for Redline caused the sub-prime mortgage crisis. See, we told you to Save The Enzos. More »
