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more about #fauxrrari more comments → MushyHeirloom: He probably could have made a fairly believable 550 Maranello out of it... too late now. more » WilliamG.: I kind of like it. more » MushyHeirloom: Geely Ugly Leopard. more » poordna: lol.. gaibar.com get it? gay bar more » beercheck: My gaidar is going crazy. more » InfinitisEnd: If I caught this in my rearview mirror, just for a split second my pulse would race, holy shit! an Enzo. Followed by an overwhelming rage when I reali... more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: The girls in China will never know the difference. more » .357: This guy needs to get some taste. At least try to copy a beautiful Ferrari. more » Elhigh: KILL IT WITH LACQUER THINNER. more » Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: How did Hardigree find this on the web? What did he type into the google search to get him to GaiBar.com? Uh.....Um....Uh more » Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.: I actually like this look, like a food-stamps Koenigsegg. I think it would be pretty cool with a 426 hemi crate in it too. more » Jo Schmo: Now would be an appropriate opportunity for a quick lesson in the metric system [www.xkcd.com] more » Elhigh: I'm not the first to say it: Ultima. Of course Ultima recommends you power your ride with a BMW V12, what do we have that's comparable? Anybody got an... more » weatherman: The nice thing about this is that you can just use that old Civic motor that you have lying around until the economy springs back, house prices go up ... more » Graverobber: Cut-rate exotic car rolling kit package: $43,995 ZO6 crate engine: $14,999 Prosthetic trouser enhancer by SexMall: $24.95 Taking your p***y magnet ou... more » -
#customcars
Chinese Tuner Builds Ferrari "Ch-Enzo" Out Of Geely Coupe
We've seen our fair share of fake Ferrari Enzos and Chinese clones, but this Chinese-built copy of a $650,000 Ferrari Enzo made from a Geely Beauty Leopard is a first for us. We dub thee — "Chen-Zo." More » -
#customcars
Race Car Replicas: Ferrari Enzo Performance For Carpocalypse Prices
Did you suffer a major cut in pay due to the Carpocalypse? Did you have to remove your name from the list for the next Ferrari über-car? Then Race Car Replicas has your answer. -
#bacykardlambooftheday
Backyard Lambo Of The Day: The Lam-Bro-Ghini
The Lam-Bro-Ghini, which appears to have once been an FC RX-7, is a true exotic. And when we say exotic, what we really mean is a car with a severe case of the exotic disease Leishmaniasis. -
#backyardferrarioftheday
Backyard Ferrari Of The Day: Fierrari 512 Testarossa
An interesting difference between Backyard Lambos and Backyard Ferraris is that eBay apparently won't let you use the word "Ferrari" when you're trying to sell your Fauxrrari. That's why the vehicle we're looking at today is actually a "512 tr FERR@RI" replica. -
#foundonebay
This 914 Sounds Like "A Gay Deep Throated Angry Demon!"
What we have here is a 1974 Porsche 914 with a Chevy 350 engine and a Ferrari-influenced body kit, sort of a German Malaise version of the Fierrari. The owner needs to sell because he's "just sick," plus he's accepted a lifetime career opportunity in NYC and, you know, "Goodness only knows what insurance would cost and what vandalism it would be subject to there." The disturbing part is this statement: "On the road it sounds like a gay deep throated angry demon!" Yes, that's exactly the sound we're all looking for in a car! Thanks to Yurikaze for the tip! [eBay Motors] More »
