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more about #fabio more comments → Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: "...But honestly, the brakes weren't working. It was like pressing your foot into a tub of butter... er, I mean, oh Hell...!" more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: You call that a crash? Looks more like a parking lot incident to me. I say Fabio was just phoning it in. I doubt the bill to repair that damage har... more » MushyHeirloom: You sure that's not Iggy Pop? Also, dibs on at least one of those fuckin' sweet pentagram wheels. more » FightingChance: I'll try one more time: more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: I can't believe I can't buff 'er...right out, that is. more » Rican5.0: It's an improvement on that hideous, overpriced piece o' crap as far as I'm concerned. more » Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: I was going to say he swerved to avoid a seagull, but it looks like too many have been down that street already. more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: TMZ in MY Jalopnik? Unthinkable!! Is this crossposted from jezebel or something? And as some have stated, driving skill does not increase with the siz... more » Novaload: Ah, tis Spring! The Ferraris and Lambos are busting up all over! more » the_gank: Looks like it's the Ferrari crash season. At least there has been 5-10 reported cases where these "bank breaking" automobiles are getting crashed like... more » smalleyxb122: Fabio wasn't even there, man. That f*cking goose framed him. more » engineerd: Fabio knew it was time to retire when the Farrari became sentient and crashed itself because of his hideous old man saginess. more » Maxx Cracker: It's OK. Sexually frustrated fat broads will still lust after him. more » WilliamG.: At least a bird didn't poop in his face. more » A strolling player: All I can think of is Dude, Where's My Car? You know the scene... more » -
#accidents
Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
Guess Fabio's not so fabulous with Ferraris. He smashed up a Ferrari 599 that belonged not to him, but rather, to World Class Driving, near Calabasas, Cal. after hitting a turn going too fast. [TMZ]
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#projectcarhell
Project Car Hell, Sorta Famous Edition: Fabio's Lancia or Pauley Perrette's Volvo?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Yesterday, we saw the "Bentley" (actually a Rolls with Bentley grille) beat the "Rolls-Royce" (actually a Vanden Plas Princess with a Rolls grille) in the Choose Your Eternity poll in a 59/41 vote. Today we're going to contemplate the concept of fame. Now, none of us can afford to buy JFK's Continental or the Gremlin from Wayne's World, but that doesn't mean we don't have a shot at a famous car- we just need to aim lower! And today… well, we're aiming really low!
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