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more about #escalade more comments → AmishJohn: Wow. I guess it will buff right out. more » JC Whitless: Does this mean that when you get rid of a Buick, you really want to get it on with random white chicks? No wonder old married couples are so happy in... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Should we be surprised that GM is cashing in on Tiger's celeb status? I'm surprised GM actually found a way to make money on something! more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: So, would it be of more value to anyone other than a strip club? I'm envisioning a custom decal advertising the club, filling the truck with stripper... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Oh, the huge manatee! I would humbly recommend that Tiger's next car be on that's smaller and more maneuverable, perhaps even able to get out its own... more » VeeArrrSix: Methinks that N.O.W. should buy it, paint in pink, and drive around promoting Domestic Violence, because its definitely NOT a problem right? more » Scandinavian Flick: Mulligan! more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Meh. The anger will buff right out. more » Brian: You'd think Phil Mickelson would pay more for it as is. You know, for the mirth. more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: IMHO: SNL is just NOT funny anymore. Except for those Jorm dances to... videos on You Tube. Fucking hilarious! more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Like they say, " The harder you hit, the harder you fall." more » Maxichamp: The guy does not look like Tiger Woods. more » bmoreDLJ: This is all wrong. He was SUPPOSED to crash a brand-new SRX. more » Sloop_John_B: Even in this situation, I'd still rather be Tiger Woods. more » brandegee: Ugh. Some of these don't even pass the Jim Breuer laugh test. more » -
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GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
Tired of the Tiger Woods car crash story? Too bad. We're going to beat it into your head like Elin... right. Anyway, Tiger's GM-owned Cadillac Escalade will be repaired and either returned to duty or auctioned off.
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#celebrities
The Worst Car-Related Tiger Woods Jokes On The Internet
The media frenzy over the Tiger Woods car crash and subsequent personal revelations hasn't ended. This weekend's Saturday Night Live skit added fuel to the fire. It's fodder for bad comedy, so we collected the worst car-related groaners out there. More » -
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Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
The Florida Highway Patrol's released detailed photos of Tiger Woods' crashed Cadillac Escalade and despite that story of his heroic wife, two rear windows are suspiciously smashed in. Also, he admitted to...something. That's not going to help things.
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#carcrashes
Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
TMZ's now got crash scene photos of Tiger Woods' Cadillac Escalade that seem to contraindicate the initial claim of "backing out" of the driveway and accidentally hitting a tree and fire hydrant. Take a look for yourself below. More » -
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Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
Golfer Tiger Woods was "seriously injured" in a car crash after hitting a fire hydrant and a tree in Florida early Friday morning at 2:25 AM. The crash, at low speed, did not deploy the airbags of his Cadillac Escalade.
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#tunercars
Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
This Cadillac Escalade-based Audigier VIF1 created by Christian Audigier of Von Dutch and Ed Hardy clothing line fame confuses the bejezus out of us. More » -
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Texas Armoring Shares Secret Tech Of Automotive Protection
Tire-popping tacks, electric-shock handles, smoke screens and bullet-resistant glass are typically the realm of James Bond films, but we visited a Texas company building pedestrian-looking cars capable of withstanding snipers and IEDs. To prove it they brought out an AK-47. More » -
#sovietrussia
GAZ-51 Custom: Russians Make A Cadillac Escalade EXT Hot!
An enterprising Russian tuner shop laid to waste the body of a Cadillac Escalade EXT, replacing it with a very custom GAZ-51-inspired pickup body. Commence "In Soviet Russia" jokes... now! More » -
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#whatcelebritiesdrive
Kendra Wilkinson Drives A DUB Edition Cadillac Escalade
Playboy playmate and reality television "star" Kendra Wilkinson drives a DUB-ed out Cadillac Escalade. Well, at least she did until it was stolen. [via DUB] More » -
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2008 Smart Fortwo: First U.S. Drive
The 2008 Smart Fortwo is burdened with preconceived notions like no car before it. It's not safe. You can't drive it on the highway. It's too small for super sized Americans. It's Green. It's gay. The car was launched in Europe in 1998, so Americans have had a decade to develop these assumptions. Until now, few have driven it, and never on American soil. Yesterday, we did. More »
