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more about #dui more comments → MushyHeirloom: I reckon I'll be all right. more » beercheck: "You think urine trouble now?" more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Race tracks should have drink drive days where everyone who feels like they are awesome at drink driving can go and have a blast while drunk. Of cours... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I'd wager this doesn't curtail pissing on the floor/wall/ceiling. The Vtec kicked in, yo! more » tempesjo: One side of a conversation overheard at a Bucharest restaurant between a couple on their first date: "I work for a national charitable organization, ... more » engineerd: Honestly, I'm OK to drive. I was just practicing handbrake turns and Scandinavian flicks! more » TimTim: Any tool can drive straight when they're drunk... I'm thinking their decals need some curves and stop signs to really drive their point home. more » Flathead Smith: How would this work for women? more » smalleyxb122: If you walk into the urinal Wile E. Coyote style, you're probably too drunk to drive. more » PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: For Europeans this is a reminder. For Americans this is a test. For Australians this is a distraction. For Canadians we'll turn it into a sport. more » jodark: Their next release will be the super-highway urinal that can hold 2 lanes of "traffic" going both ways. Also, what is passing protocol in such a situ... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: This won't work. I always pee in the sink when I'm drunk. more » GasGuzzler: Ummm Budapest is in Hungary. Bucarest perhaps? more » GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls: Note to self: Highway #1 is no longer a scenic route. more » Alfisted: I hate driving on that street - it's where all the dicks hang out. more » -
#crashweek
Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
This ad campaign is intended to deter drunk driving in Bucharest by reminding drinkers of their inebriation while they're peeing. Think it'll stop people or just encourage accurate pissers that they're ok to drive? [Copyranter] -
#stupidcriminals
Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
So you've knocked back numerous Goldschlägers (drink of choice for severed-finger-in-Wendy's-chili associates) at the local watering hole and it's time to pilot the ol' minivan back to the pad. Suddenly, red-and-blue lights in the rearview! More » -
#dailydui
Tiny Toons Get Drunk, Steal Cop Car In Banned Episode
We're pretty sure political correctness existed in the 90's, but this supposedly-banned episode of Warner Brother's Tiny Toons somehow depicts young Buster, Plucky, and Hamton getting hammered on beer then stealing a cop car. More » -
#dailydui
DUI Suspect Claims He Is Own Country, Not Subject To US Law
"I live inside myself, not Pennsylvania," Scott Witmer told a court, arguing it has no jurisdiction over him after his alleged DUI. The judge ordered he remain in jail pending results of a mental exam. More » -
#dailydui
Police Pull Over Drunk Driving On Three Wheels
Somewhere before getting pulled over for DUI, a 27-year-old Florida man lost his rear passenger-side tire. Wanna bet he drunkenly asked "What seems to be the problem officer?" More » -
#wrecks
Olde English 800-Fueled Driver Obliterates Union Jack-Adorned MGB-GT, We Struggle To Find Meaning
When you've poured gallons of sweat and stacks of cash into a beloved project car, your heart gets crushed by Fate's hobnailed boot when you come home to discover it's been totaled while parked. More » -
#dailydui
Rip Torn Pleads Not Guity To DUI Charges, Guilty To Looking Like A Bum
Actor Rip Torn, lately known for his role as Zed in the Men In Black movies was arrested in December for his semi-annual DUI. Also, he looks like a hobo in his mugshot. More » -
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Sam Shepard Snagged For DUI, Speeding In Normal, IL
Sam Shepard, playright, director and player-of-gruff-old-military-like-roles in films such as Black Hawk Down, was snagged for an alleged DUI and speeding. Shepard apparently blew 0.175, or around twice the legal limit. -
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Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex
According to The Smoking Gun, Charles Barkley "was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job" when he was arrested for a Monday night DUI. [E! Online, The Smoking Gun via Deadspin]
