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more about #drunkdriving more comments → MushyHeirloom: I reckon I'll be all right. more » beercheck: "You think urine trouble now?" more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Race tracks should have drink drive days where everyone who feels like they are awesome at drink driving can go and have a blast while drunk. Of cours... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I'd wager this doesn't curtail pissing on the floor/wall/ceiling. The Vtec kicked in, yo! more » tempesjo: One side of a conversation overheard at a Bucharest restaurant between a couple on their first date: "I work for a national charitable organization, ... more » engineerd: Honestly, I'm OK to drive. I was just practicing handbrake turns and Scandinavian flicks! more » TimTim: Any tool can drive straight when they're drunk... I'm thinking their decals need some curves and stop signs to really drive their point home. more » Flathead Smith: How would this work for women? more » smalleyxb122: If you walk into the urinal Wile E. Coyote style, you're probably too drunk to drive. more » PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party.: For Europeans this is a reminder. For Americans this is a test. For Australians this is a distraction. For Canadians we'll turn it into a sport. more » jodark: Their next release will be the super-highway urinal that can hold 2 lanes of "traffic" going both ways. Also, what is passing protocol in such a situ... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: This won't work. I always pee in the sink when I'm drunk. more » GasGuzzler: Ummm Budapest is in Hungary. Bucarest perhaps? more » GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls: Note to self: Highway #1 is no longer a scenic route. more » Alfisted: I hate driving on that street - it's where all the dicks hang out. more » -
#crashweek
Romanian Drivers Get Another Kind Of Urine Test
This ad campaign is intended to deter drunk driving in Bucharest by reminding drinkers of their inebriation while they're peeing. Think it'll stop people or just encourage accurate pissers that they're ok to drive? [Copyranter] -
#stupidcriminals
Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
So you've knocked back numerous Goldschlägers (drink of choice for severed-finger-in-Wendy's-chili associates) at the local watering hole and it's time to pilot the ol' minivan back to the pad. Suddenly, red-and-blue lights in the rearview! More » -
#dailydui
Man Nabbed For Drunk Driving Without Pants
41-year-old Jonathan Schultz was busted in Maryland doing 69 MPH in a 55 MPH zone while also intoxicated. Not out of the ordinary, right? Wrong. Mr. Schultz also somehow managed to lose his pants. More » -
#dailydui
NYC Cop Hits Pedestrian, Charged With Drunk Driving
A 15-year veteran Sergeant of the NYPD was charged with drunk driving after running a red light and hitting a pedestrian, causing two broken legs, broken bones and internal injuries — at 6:40 AM. More » -
#dailydui
Three's Company Star Joyce DeWitt Bagged For DUI
Police came knocking on Joyce Dewitt's car door when she ran a barricade in El Segundo. They discovered the 60-year-old actress better known as "not Suzanne Somers' boobs on Three's Company" was a bit tipsy. More » -
#lolomgwtf
Drunk Driving Safer Than Texting While Driving
One of us is a text-messager-aholic, constantly fighting the urge to text (or tweet) while driving. The boys from CarandDriver spent time determining just how bad it really is versus, say, drunk driving. Turns out drunk driving's safer. Here's why. More » -
#dailydui
Tiny Toons Get Drunk, Steal Cop Car In Banned Episode
We're pretty sure political correctness existed in the 90's, but this supposedly-banned episode of Warner Brother's Tiny Toons somehow depicts young Buster, Plucky, and Hamton getting hammered on beer then stealing a cop car. More » -
#lolcars
How To Fail A Sobriety Test
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#dailydui
Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
In a day marked by extreme examples of utter stupidity, Jeff Sabold wins. Sabold, allegedly drunk, drives his Ferrari onto railroad tracks and calls 911 while still inside. The amazing call below the jump. More » -
#dailydui
DUI Suspect Claims He Is Own Country, Not Subject To US Law
"I live inside myself, not Pennsylvania," Scott Witmer told a court, arguing it has no jurisdiction over him after his alleged DUI. The judge ordered he remain in jail pending results of a mental exam. More » -
#dailydui
Police Pull Over Drunk Driving On Three Wheels
Somewhere before getting pulled over for DUI, a 27-year-old Florida man lost his rear passenger-side tire. Wanna bet he drunkenly asked "What seems to be the problem officer?" More » -
#offbeatnews
Drunk Driver Calls Cops On Himself
A Pennsylvania man called 911, on himself, to inform the cops he was too drunk to drive. It's a commendable gesture in a sort of dumbass-with-a-drinking-problem sort of way. More » -
#novelties
Thai Police Erect Fake Crash Sites To Deter Drunk Driving
Thai police have erected fake crash sites, like the one above, as a drunk driving deterrent. They're intended to frighten locals out of drinking and driving. Hmm, works for us.
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#dailydui
Pregnant 14-Year-Old Ticketed For DUI, Registers Six Times Legal Limit
A New Zealand girl pulled over under suspicion of DUI returned a reading six times the legal limit were she actually the legal driving age of 15. Oh, and she was also four months pregnant. More » -
#novelties
Googly-Eyed Drunken VW Beetle Pushes Anti-Drunk Driving Message
According to Copyranter, this VW Beetle is part of a German goverment agency initiative to reduce drunk driving around the many booze-fueled events in Deutschland. Why is the message in English? No clue. More » -
#offbeatnews
Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
After attempts to secure a prostitute failed, a belligerently drunk UK driver crashed his Audi Q7 into the back of a Fiat Punto while pleasuring himself, killing two and injuring a third.
