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more about #drunk more comments → MushyHeirloom: I really do hope they go easy on him for being smart enough to realize it. Still, though, that would take a fair bit of alcohol and some big brass balls. more » .357: Wow he must have been really hammered to call the cops. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Wait, it was a Pennsylvania man? Five bucks says its one of my hillbilly relatives. more » Jeb_Hoge: I knew a guy who pulled over, flagged down a cop, and got him to drive him home. No ticket. Granted, this was in New Orleans, but still...ballsy. more » smalleyxb122: +1 for acknowledging his folly and getting off of the road. - about a million for calling the police rather than a cab, or even just trying to sleep i... more » 78_elky: I had a coworker get arrested one night for DUI. He was in a blanket in the passenger seat sleeping after having left the bar. He had planned on sta... more » ViperBorg: Well, you have to give him credit. When your drunk, your not thinking right. At least he got to the point where he pulled over and called for help. Ev... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: "Yeah, police? There is some asshole sitting in my driver-seat and he won't get out. oh wait." more » engineerd: Drinking and cell phones don't mix. more » Ash78, cube farmer: Get out, lock the car, and walk really far away. Don't be standing anywhere near your car with keys accessible. more » -
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Drunk Driver Calls Cops On Himself
A Pennsylvania man called 911, on himself, to inform the cops he was too drunk to drive. It's a commendable gesture in a sort of dumbass-with-a-drinking-problem sort of way. More »
