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more about #drinkdriving more comments → DixonCyparissus: It seems like a rather flawed test. If i text while i'm driving i usually wait until i have space around me or i'm stopped at a light; i choose the p... more » TheGuinnessTooth: I wonder what MADD has to say about this. more » crankcase - always getting the shaft: What did we do before cell phones? Seems every blithering idiot is having such "important calls" and shouldn't be bothered with such frivolities as dr... more » 74ta455: Nice to see some data on this, but it's as simple as driving tired, drunk or distracted is driving impaired. I'm not sure how I feel about making any... more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I just came back from a weekend trip to Memphis (yes, a vacation, believe it or not) and the most eye-opening thing I saw was in Mississippi, which is... more » Novaload: You can spot a cellphone talker a mile away on the highway. They are always slightly out of sync with the flow of traffic. Just last night grandpa in ... more » pres: This gave me a great idea. One of the curses at LeMons should be doing a keg-stand while driving. more » rkwadd: I'm glad the commentariat enthusiastically support drunk driving. WON"T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN more » Scandinavian Flick: Mythbusters did it. more » 1000songs: Is masturbating while driving akin to texting ([nwitimes.com]) or do you need a full keyboard for the two to be comparable? more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I'd venture that properly pouring a 20-year-old Westmalle into a champagne flute while driving is probably the most dangerous of all, never mind the ABV. more » mytdawg: I still carry a pager. If you want to talk to me you can page me and I will call you back at my earliest convenience. Not while I'm driving. I take ... more » pres: Nothing helps Car and Driver go down more smoothly than a handle of Beam. Thanks for reminding me. more » Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!: Comparison of "driving while drunk" to "driving while getting road head"? more » RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment: I'd also like to see them compare drunk "good drivers" to the avg bad driver, or elderly person. I'm positive up to a good level of drinking, beyond .... more » -
#lolomgwtf
Drunk Driving Safer Than Texting While Driving
One of us is a text-messager-aholic, constantly fighting the urge to text (or tweet) while driving. The boys from CarandDriver spent time determining just how bad it really is versus, say, drunk driving. Turns out drunk driving's safer. Here's why. More » -
#dailydui
Police Pull Over Drunk Driving On Three Wheels
Somewhere before getting pulled over for DUI, a 27-year-old Florida man lost his rear passenger-side tire. Wanna bet he drunkenly asked "What seems to be the problem officer?" More » -
#novelties
Googly-Eyed Drunken VW Beetle Pushes Anti-Drunk Driving Message
According to Copyranter, this VW Beetle is part of a German goverment agency initiative to reduce drunk driving around the many booze-fueled events in Deutschland. Why is the message in English? No clue. More » -
#offbeatnews
Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
After attempts to secure a prostitute failed, a belligerently drunk UK driver crashed his Audi Q7 into the back of a Fiat Punto while pleasuring himself, killing two and injuring a third.
