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more about #dragons more comments → Mobius: Do none of you know? That is Moscow Hilton, a famous Russian socialite and allegedly involved with several oligarchs, seen with her new pet dragon. more » something_unique_and_descriptive: 6.0% ABV is pretty damn low for a cocktail... Hell, by my standards, that's low for a beer, but then I'm sort of spoiled when it comes to over-21 bev... more » IN THE FACE!: In Russia low-alcohol drunk you! *falls over backwards in chair* MWAHahahahaHA! *vomits* WHERE ARE MY KEYS? more » badhatharry: What's the point of a low-alcohol cocktail? I don't drink because I want to stay sober. I drink because I'm starting to remember what grampa did to ... more » Turboner: Russia is the antiUtah. more » mr_dude: Time to send Comrade Wertovsky to Russia with steamy dragon love. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Uh, based on that picture I'd say they nailed it. more » dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: In Russia, drink drives you! (sorry) more » lilwillie: American Dragons are doing old cars. Russian Dragons are doing hot chicks. Russia 1, America, 0 low alchohol.....6.0%....Those Russians do know thei... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: In Russia, dragon dragons you! more » JC Whitless: Well, honestly, since Disney has gutted the Epcot exhibit he was in, what else is he going to do but schmooze it up with Nicolia Ritchieski. You can ... more » pres: If I had a poorly animated dragon in my lap, I'd be closing my eyes as well. Or... It could be that she's just blind from drinking the rubbing alcoh... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: I'm imagining what this liquid may taste like. Eeewww. Russian dragon juice. more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: Where the Ferrari 612 is Megan Fox, and the Corvette is Angelina Jolie, I think the 1991 Mercury Topaz LTS (Luxury Touring Sedan) is Marilyn Monroe. N... more » .357: No comment. more » -
#adwatch
Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
In Russia, a drink with 6.0% alcohol-by-volume is considered a low-alcohol beverage. Also, women drive around with their eyes closed drinking something called "China Town" with dragons on their laps. Silly Russians, the dragon goes outside the car. [Copyranter] -
#questionoftheday
What Car Would You Dragon?
As previously documented, a dragon is someone with a special "attachment" to cars. We love cars, but dragons "love cars." It's also used as a verb. Thus, assuming a sudden loss of shame, what car would you like to "dragon?" More » -
#dragons
My Car Is My Lover: Dragons Get Documentary
Ever needed the whole Dragons thing explained in an hour-long documentary? Yeah, us neither, but England's Channel 5 has done just that with "My Car Is My Lover." NSFW More » -
#dragons
Man Admits To Sex With Thousands Of Cars, Has Pics To Prove It
Our obsession with cars pales in comparison to this Washington state man, who admits to "sexual relations" with over 1,000 cars. If ever there was a dragon, this mechaphiliac would be it. More » -
#r8spotting
Ray Wert, Is That An Audi R8 In Your Pocket...
...or are you just happy to see us? More » -
#lolcars
Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
Huh. Guess this whole time we've been wrong about the term "Autoeroticism." Who knew?
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#paganizonda
Pagani Zonda R + Monza Track = Hot Sex
EVO Magazine managed to score some video of the new Pagani Zonda R on the track at Monza. We thought this carbon fiber racer was only sexy standing still. Boy, were we wrong. More » -
#dragons
Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
If you were one of the 12 people who watched "Southland Tales" then you know what's coming: a pair of SUVs. Literally. And yes, it's NSFW. More » -
