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more about #dodgenitro more comments → Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: Dodge caliber is very disappointed by your two minute performance. Ah, well. Two minutes in heaven is better than on minute in heaven. more » pacocornholio: Funny as hell, but they should have left the guy alone. Yeah, wet blanket, maybe even sticky. more » domino: what kind of home environment does this guy have where he can't watch porn and masturbate at home? oh yeah, marriage. more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: A serious endorsement of parkus interruptus as a birth control technique... more » MushyHeirloom: Nitro explosion! more » Cognitive Friction: and boom goes the Nitro more » Dr. H. F. Danger: more » theeastbaykid: ...And who options a Nitro with a sunroof and a dvd player, anyway? more » Jeb_Hoge: Some coworkers and I walked past a couple hitting it in the back of a Mercedes in a parking garage at quittin' time one day. I still wish we'd gone ov... more » Maymar: I always wondered what Dodge meant by "Grab life by the horns" more » BTLFED: Is that Dearthair? Don't think because you aren't in a VW we don't know it's you! Pervert. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I didn't realize lacrosse was big in Alberta. more » Graverobber: My Dodge Nitro excites me I like it so much That I pull over quite often For my johnson to touch I need to relieve the pressure Which build between my... more » Flathead Smith: I never realized Canadians were so funny. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Not surprising. The last time I drove a Nitro, i felt like a jerk too. more » -
#carsex
Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
This is an important JaloPSA: If you decide to retire to your car for some personal afternoon-delight, make sure you're not parked next to a tall building with your sunroof open. NSFW. More » -
#spyphotos
Dodge Nitro SRT8?!
Chrysler can't seriously be thinking of bringing an SRT8-badged Dodge Nitro to market, can they? Well, if this latest batch of spy photos from the spy shooters at KGP are right, then they are. But they can't be! Seriously. It's inconceivable. We don't care where they found this manufacturer-plated madness (right outside of the Firehouse in downtown Detroit) or what it has slapped on the back (an SRT8 badge), but it's hard to argue with photographic evidence. We'll assume it's an engineer having a little bit of fun or perhaps another media outlet playing around with the cameras. Because seriously — it's got to be that. The other option? It's just too horrible to imagine. Full spy report from KGP after the jump. More »
