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more about #danielsadek more comments → SeanKHotay: So, by reversing this episode's logic, we can solve the Carpocalypse if everyone goes out and buys the full price Redline DVD (or Blu-Ray disc)? (NO D... more » mikedrawcar: Man, I should stop reading the WSJ. I can get that fancy moneytalk here now! more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Naw, you've got it all backwards. If they hadn't crashed that Enzo the economy would be in even worse shape. The solution to Carpocalypso can only h... more » Ray Wert: @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: A spelling error? more » Miscellanea: Does this mean that we have sacrifice a Murcielago LP460 to right things? more » pauljones: What, exactly, is an "Aset"? more » engineerd: "Flippant use of capital" I'm going to use that the next time my wife goes to the mall. more » HummerAficionado-VT: The economy suffred and so has Griffin's career. Honestly, I didn't know he'd been in anything since "Undercover Brother".... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: I was as surprised by the collapse of Quick Loan Funding as I was by the similar troubles of those other major financial institutions: Loans R Us, We ... more » BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!!: I blame Eddie Griffin for starting the cross-dressing epidemic among black "entertainers". I swear I'm going to scream if I see another commercial for... more » burn_2002: Perhaps if Saint Groner can raise an Enzo, he can save us from finaciapocolypse. Groner for Stimulus czar! more » Rust-MyEnemy: Somebody deserves promotion to head up a new "Clutching At Straws" litigation taskforce. Murilee will cover for you while your away, Ray... more » pauljones: The brother can't drive, but the brother is responsible for the carpocalypse? I think we missed a few steps in the chain of reasoning, here. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I'm currently packaging auto loans for sale, so this is ironically relevant to my interests. more » -
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How Eddie Griffin Destroyed The Economy By Crashing A Ferrari Enzo
CNBC's "House of Cards" documentary finally proves what we've suspected for some time, Eddie Griffin crashing Daniel Sadek's Ferrari Enzo for Redline caused the sub-prime mortgage crisis. See, we told you to Save The Enzos. More »
