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more about #danicapatrick more comments → VeeArrrSix: Another reason why Kit Car Cobras scare the shit out of people... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Is she deflated? more » Steve_in_NC: Short legs and long torso, not the proper dimensions for a woman, unless she drives on the right. more » skaycog: If that were my Cobra, her body wouldn't be on it. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Smart move all around. She's improving her IRL performance, but in NASCAR she'd be stuck somewhere in the rear third, and fans would lose interest qu... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: He's got a monogram to go with his next mammogram... more » brianesser76: Ugh, I am sick of all these talented drivers going to redneck nascar simply to make a quick buck. Nascar sucks. more » Zuzax: Every year we see this "will she go to NASCAR?" publicity stunt in order for Danica to keep her name in the headlines without really doing much of any... more » Elhigh: Thank you...no, that came out wrong. Damn you for bringing Tits Guy back. Damn you forever, from the steaming pits of my eye sockets. more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: If you're not good enough to get into F1, might as well go back to driving in more circles. more » lilwillie: Rumors before Sunday's Atlanta race was the deal was basically done for Stewart/Haas racing and it was just a matter of when they would put her in a r... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Dear Ben, In the body of this comment you will find a slightly less terrifying version of your pictures viewed above. Please feel free to use this im... more » skaycog: I know the majority of you guys don't even like NASCAR, but I bet some of you will watch with Danica racing. If you didn't know, she has a habit of t... more » Tanshanomi: Unsee. Unsee! C'mon, damnit...UNSEE! more » skaven: NSFW? It's still funny either way. more » -
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Danica Patrick Signs Multi-Year Deal To Stick With IRL
Danica Patrick's getting an assumed three-year deal with Andretti Racing to stay in IRL. Thank God. Now we don't have to hear annoying rumors about her considering a move to NASCAR or F1 during every off-season contract negotiation. More » -
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Danica Patrick On Prowl For NASCAR Deal
IRL star Danica Patrick's been hinting at a possible NASCAR effort for some time. Now ESPN is reporting a deal for the Nationwide Series and the Truck Series is all but inked. Expect a sponsorship bum-rush when it's official. [ESPN] -
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Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More » -
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Danica Patrick Raises Yet Another Gender Issue
Professional IndyCar driver Danica Patrick signs an autograph on a male fan's body part. [GoDaddy commercial screen capture via YesButNoButYes]
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#adwatch
Lexus Blocking GoDaddy Danica Patrick Ad From U.S. Open With Vintage American Car
According to website sales company GoDaddy.com, Lexus, Japanese automaker Toyota's luxury brand, is blocking a GoDaddy.com commercial starring Danica Patrick in a vintage Ford Mustang from airing during the United States Open. Wait, seriously? Apparently, yes. More » -
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Danica Patrick Says Yes To Drugs As Long As She Doesn't Get Caught
When asked in an interview by Dan Patrick in this month's issue of SI whether she'd be willing to use performance-enhancing drugs or cheat, IndyCar's Danica Patrick said "it's not cheating" if you're not caught. Ballsy. We love it. More » -
#adwatch
Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
Fan-favorite IRL driver and sweetheart, Danica Patrick was captured this month promoting healthy, strong bones in her new Got Milk? ad campaign that'll get the boys running to the local Circle K. More » -
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Bikini-Clad Danica Patrick Shot For SHAPE Magazine
Danica Patrick is no stranger to the front cover of magazines, having spent some time with Sports Illustrated photographers. However, this time it's for SHAPE Magazine. Semi-work safe Danica+bikini+pool photo shoot within. More » -
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Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
When asked who she would prefer to play her in film ocassionaly clothed Indy driver Danica Patrick responded she'd prefer Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston. The reason? Aniston is too old. More » -
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Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
These mostly-SFW photos of Danica Patrick straddling a Cobra for the 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue join the showering Danica commercial in providing more buzz for her brand and more eye candy for teenage boys.
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Danica Patrick Showers In Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercials
Take Danica Patrick, a shower, web video and advertise the instant gratification possible on the Internet for domain name provider Go Daddy. This sounds like an excellent idea. Let's watch. More » -
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Danica Patrick First Woman To Win IndyCar Race, Proves She's Not Just A Piece Of Meat
The checkered flag dropped today in Japan, and with it came the paternalistic stranglehold on professional motorsports as Danica Patrick wins the Indy Japan 300 — besting her previous highest finish of second place at the Detroit Grand Prix. The win, 5.8594 seconds ahead of pole-sitter Helio Castroneves on the 1.5-mile Twin Ring Motegi oval occurring after leader Scott Dixon pitted with five laps left and Dan Wheldon and Tony Kanaan came in a lap later, makes Patrick the first woman to ever win an IndyCar race. Finally, people will be forced to look at Danica Patrick... More »
