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more about #dallas more comments → SigmundTheSeaMonster: I think I soiled my pants when that pickup nailed him. Yep. Soiled. Darn.... OH! OH! OH! more » Elhigh: If he hadn't spent so much time in the left lane, Fox News wouldn't have covered it. more » Miscellanea: "That car is back in HOV Lane!!" more » MushyHeirloom: I hope I'm not missing much, because the fucker won't load more than the first ten seconds, when it loads at all. more » BrettVette: I think that was a 4th gen Maxima... if so I'm proud to own one. Not that I'd ever evade the law in such a manner. more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: Anyone see "Jesse James is a dead man" with the "Jesse Vs. The Cops" episode? Now THAT was a police chase. I dunno, I think Texas just isn't used to g... more » bobdobbs: How dare they interrupt their 24/7 Michael-Jackson-is-still-dead-coverage for this. more » SirNotAppearing: How many times do you think "Bring the rain!" was yelled over the police radios, only to have someone else say "Dammit, that was just a movie!" more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: After the driver crashed into the truck I half expected him to say "And you can put it on the board...YES!" more » citroën67: I'm still thinking he should have thrown in a "HE...COULD...GO...ALL...THE...WAAAY!!!!" or a "Boom goes the dynamite!" more » BigRocket: Mmmm bacon... The cops should be embarrased about the way the guy out-drove them at every step. I thought cops were supposed to be highly trained driv... more » Flathead Smith: Here a little unknown fact: Shep Smith is made of plastic. No relation by the way. more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: This vehicle was made of unobtainium, the tires too. Unfortunately for the "road warrior," the pick-up truck was American, and made of steel. more » mytdawg: Ah, the terror channel... more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: He's more likely to give J. Lo a blowjob than a curbjob. more » -
#carchases
Fox News Gives Best Car Chase Color Commentary
Fox News' Shep Smith has, once again, raised car chase commentary to an art form. OMG, he's in the HOV lane! Someone tweet about this! It's a road warrior! Bless you, sir. [Fox News] -
#lolcars
Dallas Mercedes Driver Parks In Wet Concrete
Houstonians view people from Dallas, Texas as rich, class-obsessed morons. This photo of a Dallas citizen who decided to ignore the bright orange warning cones and park in freshly-poured concrete only confirms this theory.
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#googleearth
The 20 Most Traffic-Congested Cities In America
From New York to San Bernardino, drivers in America's cities live in their cars. Below we use Google Earth to take an in-depth look at the intersections of the nation's 20 most traffic-congested cities.
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