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more about #dailydui more comments → cgates1: It's worth reminding everyone that "DUI" doesn't mean drunk. It's a legal definition that is not directly correlated with impairment for any particul... more » GreenN_Gold: Wrong way on a 1-way, under age, DUI, multiple fake ID's, open containers in car.....but the only surprising part of the whole story? "Released to hi... more » VeeArrrSix: Neck lanyard for key chain? Nice. Livestrong bracelet? Mmmm kay. Having to take a Breathalyzer while dressed as a Breathalyzer? Oh the sweet irony... ... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I especially like the fact that the PD was going along with the Halloween spirit by lighting him up in a creepy fashion from the side/bottom. #stupidc... more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Any bets on which fraternity was holding the party? In any case, looks like he was trying to find a clever way to get out of the Elephant Walk. Good ... more » FrankGrimes: After he was pulled over his first words were. "This sucks." #stupidcriminals more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Is that a "Livestrong" bracelet? I didn't realize people were still wearing those. #stupidcriminals more » oddseth: Question of the day: Is this an example of poetic justice or irony in its purest form? #stupidcriminals more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Well, blow me down. Too bad the design of the costume didn't allow for self-testing. Fella could have saved himself a lot of trouble. #stupidcriminals more » Scandinavian Flick: He is about to become the first breathalyzer available in rectal form. #stupidcriminals more » Novaload: Somebody should explain to him that "blow" doesn't mean what he thinks it does. #stupidcriminals more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Let's hope he has yet to reproduce. Although, by looking at him, I'd say the family tree is a bamboo shoot, so sis probably has one on the way.... more » Alfisted: Yo Dawg, we heard you liked getting pounded in the *ss in a holding cell on Halloween, so... #stupidcriminals more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): LiverStrong! #stupidcriminals more » TimTim: Dennis LeRoy Anderson... so as not to confuse him with the other Dennis Anderson, creator and long time driver of Grave Digger. #dailydui more » -
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Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
18-year-old James Miller, of Cincinnati was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Convenient for the officer as Miller had brought his own breathalyzer in the form of his Halloween costume. "Blow here" indeed. Oh, the irony. [NBC4] More » -
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Dennis LeRoy Anderson's Motorized La-Z-Boy
Yesterday we told you about Dennis LeRoy Anderson, who plead guilty to DWI after piloting his motorized La-Z-Boy into a parked car while intoxicated. Today we've got pictures from police impound of Mr. Anderson's bitchin' custom hot rod rocker.
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Minnesota Man Gets DUI On Motorized La-Z-Boy
62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson had it made; his lawnmower-powered La-Z-Boy came equipped with both boombox and cupholders. The ladies loved him. But problems started when he blew a 0.29 after crashing it into a parked car. (H/T to Peugeot) [KARE11] -
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Classy Aussie Waitress Claims "Not Sucking D***" In Ute Crash
Following a ute crash in Humpty Doo, NT, Australia, and reports indicating the female passenger may have been engaging in amorous activities with the driver, the 34-year-old waitress would just like everyone to know "I was not sucking his d***."
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NASCAR Founder's Grandson Popped For DUI, Cocaine And Street Racing
A blasted-looking J.C. France, grandson of NASCAR founder Bill France and Grand-Am racer, was arrested in Daytona Beach with his "housemate" for an illegal trifecta: drug possession, street racing and DUI. Yup, Cocaine is a hell of a drug. More » -
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Man Nabbed For Drunk Driving Without Pants
41-year-old Jonathan Schultz was busted in Maryland doing 69 MPH in a 55 MPH zone while also intoxicated. Not out of the ordinary, right? Wrong. Mr. Schultz also somehow managed to lose his pants. More » -
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NYC Cop Hits Pedestrian, Charged With Drunk Driving
A 15-year veteran Sergeant of the NYPD was charged with drunk driving after running a red light and hitting a pedestrian, causing two broken legs, broken bones and internal injuries — at 6:40 AM. More » -
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Three's Company Star Joyce DeWitt Bagged For DUI
Police came knocking on Joyce Dewitt's car door when she ran a barricade in El Segundo. They discovered the 60-year-old actress better known as "not Suzanne Somers' boobs on Three's Company" was a bit tipsy. More » -
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In Morgan's New Convertible, It's Drinking And Driving
We’ve already told you about Morgan’s $187,000 Aero SuperSports with its T-top and 4.8-liter BMW V8. What we didn't mention is the twin champagne bottle holder behind the leather bucket seats — complete with flutes. More » -
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Tiny Toons Get Drunk, Steal Cop Car In Banned Episode
We're pretty sure political correctness existed in the 90's, but this supposedly-banned episode of Warner Brother's Tiny Toons somehow depicts young Buster, Plucky, and Hamton getting hammered on beer then stealing a cop car. More » -
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Louisiana Deputy Triple Flips Beer-Filled Truck, No Ticket Issued
Joseph Anderson smashed into trees and rolled his truck three times. Despite empty beer bottles littering the scene, alcohol testing wasn't done, no ticket written. He's a reserve police deputy and police chief's brother. Coincidence? More » -
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Scion-Driving Crazy Lady Forces High Speed Chase, Gets Out To Flip Off Cops
A lunatic in a Scion xB took California police on a bizarre 40 mile high speed chase, at times stopping to get out of the car to hurl obscenities and "gestures" at officers. More » -
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Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
In a day marked by extreme examples of utter stupidity, Jeff Sabold wins. Sabold, allegedly drunk, drives his Ferrari onto railroad tracks and calls 911 while still inside. The amazing call below the jump. More » -
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Ohio Man Ticketed For DUI On Motorized Bar Stool
It's normal to get drunk on a barstool, not-so-much to get a DUI on one. That's what happened when police officers found a 20-year-old Ohio man after he crashed his motorized bar stool at 20MPH.
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Playboy Playmate Crystal McCahill Racks Up DUI After Missing Stoplight
Chicago Police busted busty brunette Playboy centerfold Crystal McCahill for driving her 2005 VW Passat through a red light, while drunk and mumbling incoherently.
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DUI Suspect Claims He Is Own Country, Not Subject To US Law
"I live inside myself, not Pennsylvania," Scott Witmer told a court, arguing it has no jurisdiction over him after his alleged DUI. The judge ordered he remain in jail pending results of a mental exam. More » -
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Police Pull Over Drunk Driving On Three Wheels
Somewhere before getting pulled over for DUI, a 27-year-old Florida man lost his rear passenger-side tire. Wanna bet he drunkenly asked "What seems to be the problem officer?" More » -
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Pregnant 14-Year-Old Ticketed For DUI, Registers Six Times Legal Limit
A New Zealand girl pulled over under suspicion of DUI returned a reading six times the legal limit were she actually the legal driving age of 15. Oh, and she was also four months pregnant. More » -
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Rip Torn Pleads Not Guity To DUI Charges, Guilty To Looking Like A Bum
Actor Rip Torn, lately known for his role as Zed in the Men In Black movies was arrested in December for his semi-annual DUI. Also, he looks like a hobo in his mugshot. More » -
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Sam Shepard Snagged For DUI, Speeding In Normal, IL
Sam Shepard, playright, director and player-of-gruff-old-military-like-roles in films such as Black Hawk Down, was snagged for an alleged DUI and speeding. Shepard apparently blew 0.175, or around twice the legal limit.
