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more about #crime more comments → discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: I wouldn't say that no one was hurt. Someone's brain cells obviously took a beating. more » MushyHeirloom: Oh, great. Jackasses like this make it harder for everyone to buy spray paint, canned air, etc. more » DerpJohnson: Please replay the clip again, I did not see it the first several times more » Alfisted: I hope Detroit is paying attention. Younger Americans do want smaller vehicles. more » Jstas has gas!: At least it's not like the guy in my neighborhood. Dude got a DUI but his massive wife still needs to go to the doctor. So he pulls out the riding law... more » RandomArt: Sadly, I've seen something like this happen before when I was a kid growing up in metro Detroit. One day when the school bus pulled up to the end of m... more » domino: you're supposed to get drunk or high on blow/crack/blunts, steal a car, drive the stolen car down residential streets at 100 mph, and hit a car full o... more » MadcowsDiseased: Back when I used to go to school in Fraser, people would get high and get hit by trains while on foot. Now a days, kids don't even want to walk. What ... more » Brandon Gabbard: Wow, something must be in the water up there. Everyone in this clip is stupid, from the idiots riding the mower, to the i'm going to drive my police c... more » superbadd75, now I remember why I left...: Every video like this gives me serious concerns about the future of our great nation. I have learned what my parents and grandparents feared when my g... more » Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II: This happened up the street from my future mother in law. She said it was the most hilarious thing you ever did see.. She didn't see them hit the cop ... more » Ash78, tryptophanatic: Metro Detroit suburb of Fraser I hope they know what to do with that tossed salad and scrambled eggs. Mostly the tossed salad. more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Thank god for people like these. Else Youtube would be out of biz pretty fast. more » Novaload: THE DUDE? as in abides. Or Chevy. HEAT? -- on a ladder truck, "HEATING" Surely someone local will recognize it--it happened out in the country. more » HoonThatFerrari: Does that partial graphics look like it could be a corruption of this logo...? more » -
#carcrime
VIDEO: High Huffing Teens Hijack Riding Mower, Crash Into Cop Car
Two rocket-scientist teenagers from the Metro Detroit suburb of Fraser got high by huffing then decided to steal a riding lawnmower before dawn and drive to the store for more cans. Too bad they crashed into a police cruiser. [ClickOnDetroit] -
#carcrime
ID This Partial Logo, Help Find A Hit And Run Suspect
Mark Grgurich, 54, of Des Moines was killed cycling in rural Iowa when a speeding truck slammed into him, then sped away from the scene. Police recovered this partial logo and are asking for help identifying it. Updated. More » -
#stupidcriminals
Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
So you've knocked back numerous Goldschlägers (drink of choice for severed-finger-in-Wendy's-chili associates) at the local watering hole and it's time to pilot the ol' minivan back to the pad. Suddenly, red-and-blue lights in the rearview! More » -
#retro
Hot Rod Hooligans Rip '60 Buicks, Make Getaway In Chicken Truck: The Choppers!
The ringleader drives a T-bucket with six pots, and the gang earns their bread strippin' the squares' sleds. Welcome to 1961's The Choppers! More » -
#chevycamaro
New Chevy Camaro Left On Ground After Wheels Stolen
This could be the first 2010 Chevy Camaro to be the victim of wheel theft. Even worse, the bad guys weren't even nice enough to leave it on blocks. All this for 18s? More » -
#dumbcops
Does This Look Like a Gun to You ?
It did to Australian cops who found this steering wheel lock while searching 18-year-old Chad Hasting's car after they pulled him over. They called in backup and arrested him for possessing a gun. [Gizmodo] -
#lolcars
Seattle Area Police Chief Causes Accident Driving While Texting
Federal Way Police Chief Brian Wilson has apologized for hitting a parked car while checking his Blackberry. The irony here? Washington state was the first to enact anti-texting laws. More ironic? No charges are planned. More » -
#carpocalypsenow
Legacy Auto Sales Execs Nabbed In Stolen Dealer Cars Caper
Authorities in Utah captured the three fugitive executives of Legacy Auto Sales and recovered some of the 81 cars stolen from their dealership as part of a plan to auction them off for personal profit. More » -
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#carpocalypsenow
Nebraska Car Dealers Disappear, Take Dozens Of Cars With Them
Monday night, 81 cars disappeared from the lot of Scottsbluff, Nebraska-based Legacy Auto Sales, the next morning the company owner, comptroller and general manager had vanished without a trace. It's a mystery! More » -
#dailydui
Police Pull Over Drunk Driving On Three Wheels
Somewhere before getting pulled over for DUI, a 27-year-old Florida man lost his rear passenger-side tire. Wanna bet he drunkenly asked "What seems to be the problem officer?" More » -
#carcrime
Florida Man Issued 50 Traffic Tickets In One Day
Elvis Alonzo Barrett decided to flee police when they attempted a traffic stop, it was the first in a series of poor decisions which would result in fifty traffic citations in one sitting. More » -
#offbeatnews
Hackers Using Parking Tickets As Trojan Horses
Hackers in Grand Forks, North Dakota of all places have hit on a clever Trojan Horse: using a fraudulent parking ticket to direct unsuspecting motorists to their virus laden websites. More » -
#carcrime
Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
It goes without saying that we thoroughly approve of a late-80s Sedan DeVille with the full-on pimp treatment. However, when John Law suspends your license, you don't try to drive said car from the courthouse. More » -
#carcrime
Brazen Thief Steals Car In Front Of Police Officer, Gets Away With It
There's brazen, and then there's this guy, who managed to steal a Honda Accord in plain sight of an officer talking to the car's owner. Adding insult to injury, he got away scot-free. More » -
#carcrime
Nigerian Vigilantes Turn Goat Into Police, Accuse It Of Car Theft, Shape-Shifting Witchcraft
Nigerian Police are holding a witch, above, in custody while investigating charges he attempted to steal a Mazda, then transformed into a goat to evade the vigilante mob chasing him down. But, does he float? More » -
#offbeatnews
Australian Grandma Banned From Roads For 1000 Years
It takes a certain kind of bad driver to be banned from the road for almost 1000 years, but 84-year-old Luba Relic of Warriewood, New South Wales, Australia has managed to be just that dangerous. More » -
#carcrime
Man Released From Prison, Carjacks Vehicle In Parking Lot
On December 14th, Sean L. Hawkins Jr. walked out of Prince George's County Jail in Maryland on his own recognizance. He immediately carjacked a Toyota 4Runner because he "needed a ride home from jail." -
#carcrime
Drunk Maryland State Cop Abducts Man, Takes City Cops On High Speed Chase With Cruiser
It's two-thirty in the morning, you're a raging drunk cop, stuck at the Taco Bell drive-through desperately in need of cheesy double beef burritos and some jerk won't hurry up. What to do? -
#offbeatnews
Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
After attempts to secure a prostitute failed, a belligerently drunk UK driver crashed his Audi Q7 into the back of a Fiat Punto while pleasuring himself, killing two and injuring a third.
