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more about #cotd more comments → günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: i missed that one. but wonderful, both of you!! more » VeeArrrSix: Hilarious indeed... kudos to BmoreDLJ! Please enjoy this jug of Platte Valley Corn Whiskey, distilled in Missouri. It might make you blind, but who c... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Well, even pedants have to eat. Enjoy! more » skaycog was here: Congratulations, Mr. DLJ, for being today's COTD winner! In honor of tomorrow, I would like to award you with this Thanksgiving turkey with breasts ... more » Mobius: I am thankful for the chuckle. Also, I made the mistake of saying E46 M5. Pedants were summoned by the internet trollice. more » Germanautoaddiction: Not to be pedantic, but aren't those slices of summer squash? more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Drive though the field of mashed potatoes and get stuck in a gravy lake - you'll be gobbling a different tune, and your cranberries will be in a sling... more » mr_dude: Hah hah hah, good one Bmo. I missed that one, probably on account of an editorial mistake. more » mytdawg: Oh man, I'm stoked. I don't usually go into these things until the day after to see who "won". A star and comment of the day, woohoo! Life is good,... more » coupeZ600: If it has "Oh Sh*t" handles for six, where the hell are we going?.... Hold On! more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: And maybe this topical babe will help you with those bottles: more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Oh, wow, I'm sorry. How rude of me. You must be pretty thirsty: more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Here you go- A bottle of red, a bottle of white... Have I told about the passion with which I hate Billy Joel? Pour yourself a glass and get comfort... more » Elhigh: It's a pinewood derby car! That's Jalop, folks. You could get yourself cremated - but that means around here your ass rots in an old hearse somewhere... more » mr_dude: I'll cry for you dawg. more » -
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What's Your Favorite Sedan-Based Coupe?
In an era of coupes-with-four-doors the Cadillac CTS Coupe is refreshing as the classy old-school inverse. Sedans makes great coupes. What's your favorite two-door sedan? More » -
