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more about #cnn more comments → FlakJack: If he wasn't updating his Twitter status during the middle of his escape, I'm not impressed. more » AustinMiniMan: Why can't we put all of the CNN staff in the sinking car--wait-----CNN is sinking more » Mobius: I thought Nissans were only ever really effective at stopping STD transmissions by getting rid of the S? And the transmission? more » TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: Clever. more » engineerd: Nissan: Worried about swine flu? Me: No more » Stoatmaster: Enough swine flu stories, already. I'm just pig sick of them. more » Skunky: This still isn't even close to as awesome as what the History Channel did: they had a show about the plague creatively titled "The Plague." Their lead... more » SirNotAppearing: IT'S THE FLU! Damn you all for making this news. more » pres: COTD: Nissan: Shift_ Aporkalypse. Take two: Shift_Swaids. more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Why are you on CNN? more » .357: If you think this is bad, I was watching por...Er, a documentary, and right at the best part, a picture of a GT-R came up on the screen, and killed my... more » Pessimippopotamus: I read that Hyundai group now sells more cars than Nissan. Aporkalypse indeed. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I didn't realize the last-gen Maxima had any communicable diseases. more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I just want that shit to end. Not the swine flu. Nissan's stupid "Shift_" campaign. I don't even know what it means. more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: I never thought I'd see the day: A tool that nobody needs shows up on TV, but isn't being hawked by Billy Mays. more » -
#lolcars
Unfortunately, CNN's Rick Sanchez Escapes From Sinking Car
CNN's Rick Sanchez demonstrates the fine art of escaping from a car underwater. And here we thought Ted Kennedy tributes were so last month. [Mediaite] -
#adwatch
Swine Flu Pandemic, Brought To You By Nissan
The Swine Flu pandemic is officially upon us (we thought the zombie apocalypse was bad) and your Jalopnik detectives have finally uncovered the source. Apparently it was just a boinked Nissan advertising campaign all along. More » -
#industrynews
CNN's Don Lemon Hates American Automakers, People With Funny Accents
We may not always agree with Consumer Reports' Dave Champion, but we think he's good people. Hearing the inane commentary from CNN's Don Lemon before and after Champion's review, however, makes us want to cry. More » -
#mainstreammedia
CNN.com Thinks All Cars Look Alike
CNN.com's displaying mainstream media's usual ignorance of the automotive world today. Usually it's believing 'merican automakers aren't building the vehicles 'mericans want to buy. Today? Believing one Civic picture's as good as another. More » -
#theroadtohellispavedwithcheese
In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
Washington truckers and dairy farmers have come together to attempt to boost winter safety numbers by creating a cheesy concoction combining common road salt and a byproduct of the cheese production process. What's the result? -
