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more about #clarkson more comments → ArtForge: Who cares? It doesn't have a diamond dust paint job! ;P #audir8v10 more » ArtForge: Love me some top Gear but I won't take driving tips from a man who has to wear a grandfather clock as a wristwatch. That and the part where the super... more » DoctorNine: There must always be a fast blue car, which resides in a little corner of heaven, in my mind. It isn't the realization of this dream which beckons; I... more » Uncle Bo: Love it in blue. Would love it more if a blue ZR-1 drove up behind it and flashed its headlights. #audir8v10 more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: Perfection is over rated anyway. #audir8v10 more » Pessimippopotamus: Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant No! no! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone (Dear me! I am not certain quite ... more » Pessimippopotamus: Where is he? Klaas Zwart's summer home? #audir8v10 more » fuchikoma: Looks about par for a Porsche to me. A lot like a Boxster. Then, aside from the Tapiro, I've never seen a Porsche that would turn my head if it drove ... more » brandegee: Ugh. A 500-horsepower 5-door hatchback with a Porsche badge and spiritual ancestor in the 928 has no right to be this boring. But it is. It's dull. It... more » loquaciousmusic: I think that, from the back, the Panamera looks sort of like an AMC Pacer. #jeremyclarkson more » Novaload: After the Cayenne/Froggy Face on Wheels, the Panamera is a thing of beauty. #jeremyclarkson more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I understand the temptation to rely on pop culture references in humor writing. They make useful shorthand, and assuming your audience is familiar wi... more » Turboner: Not everyone can have even one, let alone TWO, chins as beautiful as Clarksons... #jeremyclarkson more » Jeb_Hoge: Against all reason, the Panera-merica has actually grown on me. I wouldn't take it over a Rapide or QP, but it doesn't offend my sensibilities and I'd... more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I'd buy one, but I'd be too worried that it would attack the cathedral and kidnap Esmeralda. #jeremyclarkson more » -
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VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
Jeremy Clarkson thinks the 2010 Audi R8 5.2 FSI is "perfect." But should we really care what he thinks? We mean, he can't even tell a funny elephant joke. More » -
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Jeremy Clarkson: Panamera Ugly As "Inside-Out Monkey"
Though he has few complaints about the way the Porsche Panamera preforms, Clarkson uses his Sunday Times review to verbally assail the car's looks, calling it unbearably ugly — and he should know. [Times Online] -
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Environmentalists Leave Shit On Jeremy Clarkson's Driveway
Jeremy Clarkson, ever the center of controversy, has attracted some unwanted attention from environmentalists for his anti-environmentalist agenda. They dropped by his house with a steaming pile of manure.
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Top Gear: BMW Z4 Vs. Nissan 370Z
"It doesn't feel like a pair of turbos, it feels like a pair of testes — big meaty ones." Clarkson on the 2009 BMW Z4 in last night's Top Gear comparison between it and the Nissan 370Z. Video below. More » -
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Jeremy Clarkson: Here's 25 quotes from the lovable, huggable jackass. [coolcarsandgirls]
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Jeremy Clarkson Trapped In Port-A-Potty By Snotty Kids
What's worse for opinionated Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson, having to review cheap cars or getting trapped in a Port-A-John by a bunch of punk kids? (Hat tip to Glenn!) [YouTube via Sky Motoring] -
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Jeremy Clarkson: US Viewers Don’t Get Top Gear
"That's been canned," said Jeremy Clarkson speaking of Top Gear USA in this video. "[Americans] just don't understand a single word we're on about." More » -
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Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
The BBC is reporting budget cuts across the board in 2009. Yes, Top Gear will feel the heat and viewers apparently will notice the cuts. -
