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more about #choppers more comments → Futrell: "Your custom super chopper will definitely attract a lot of attention anywhere you come." I really don't think it'll be the chopper that willl be attr... more » MushyHeirloom: They look like a buncha wright croox ta me, I dunno about you. more » Fibban The old swede: A Chopper for me is something you should have built by yourself and with a bit of help here and there from friends. I you don't have the time you can ... more » compOsvt: I know someone else said it "but anywhere you come"? WTF does that mean? more » The Red Comet: I'd rather have an Awesome Auger. more » Troggie42 is.: They created one of American Legend? I'm impressed! Sign me up!!! Oh wait, I accidentally my checkbook. more » jedimario: Google translator is not a marketing tool. more » dedgsus: I wrote a proofreading script for them: if (advertisment.count("Custom Super Chopper") > 0) { face.palm(); } // Released under BSD Free license, ... more » pres: Too bad it'll make you look like a superdouche as well. Friggin' billet nightmare for the credit-card rider set. more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I thought all you needed to sell a chopper was to have girl pose for a pic. more » goatrope: I guess Wright-CRX outsourced their marketing to Bangalore where they are giant fans of advertising and pay big attention to each detail of their prin... more » nataku8_e30: The only motorcycle I'd ride that starts with "Super" is a Super Magna. If I'm missing any more, please let me know. more » mr_dude: "Motorcycles"? There are so many better options: - Cyclopnik - Bikelopnik - Motorlopnik - Choplopnik/Crotchlopnik - Squidlopnik If planes and rockets... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I'm sorry, what are you selling? And where is it from? I hate it when the ads don't give you enough information. more » mr_dude: Please tell me this advertisement was translated (poorly) into the local language and then back to English. It reads like a Japanese advert. more » -
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How To Sell A Chopper A Little Too Hard
With the well of disposable income drying up, the "custom" chopper fad is waning hard. So, pitching a "Super Chopper" to "make every second of your life absolutely wonderful and truly extraordinary" smacks of desperation. More »
