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more about #chooseyoureternity more comments → scroggzilla raids again: The Alfa, once you've dropped $60-70k on it, could be worth up to $20 grand and will be the object of someone's desire. The Lancia, while not as bad ... more » ragtopdodge: Build the Alfa! #beta more » bobdobbs: I've owned several examples of both these vehicles. The Beta is pure over-packed Italian front-wheel-drive engine bay hell. The GTV is a walk in the... more » My X-type is too a real Jaguar: It is times like this I am glad I don't have a tow vehicle, 34 hour round trip to Providence and an Alfa owner I would be. Registration paperwork wou... more » Alfisted: I refuse to choose - both reside on my favorite ring of Hell. #beta more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Both would be great projects. But the Lancia would be the harder project, and fewer people care about Lancias. The Lancia's body isn't near as sexy ... more » wkiernan: Wait a second, am I supposed to vote for the one that's the most Hellish, or the one I'd prefer to attempt to fix myself? I love the Lancia marque, b... more » SeanKHotay: If only the Lancia was a Scorpion, it might have a PCH chance in, uh, PCH against the oil-less, unknown titled, passenger windowless, 20-year-dusted, ... more » Novaload: I'm having trouble voting because I'm intrigued by the Cutlass with the potato for a gas cap. Also, I know nothing about Italian cars, except that the... more » ChazzyD: Wait, so I'm supposed to vote on the kind of project car that I would rather have. That would be the Alfa for sure. If I'm supposed to vote for the on... more » X-Zambian: I have actually owned a GTV from this era, and loved it until it finally oxidised to bits. The engine was still good though. Lovely twin 40's, that ex... more » CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom: I voted Alfa - Its exactly the car I want to buy for my own Project Car Hell deal.... I just can't buy this one right now haha #beta more » CptSevere: The Alfa, most definitely. I'm still kicking myself that I didn't buy one when I was stationed in Italy years ago. Nice cars. Yeah, the title issue i... more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: I'll go for the Lancia, because I'm absolutely shocked that any still exist. #beta more » Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: I know enough people to help me with the Alfa ... gotta go there... #beta more » -
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PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! You don't need to be a millionaire to own a classic Italian machine. A thousandaire has enough cash! More » -
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PCH, LeMons Cars For The Street Edition: Cadillac Fleetwood or Volvo Wagon?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Wearing a helmet in your daily driver is cool. Really! More » -
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PCH, Divina Commedia Edition: Toyota-Powered Fiat 1100 or Lancia Beta Berlina?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! As you saw in last week's episode, we love Italian Hell Projects! More » -
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Project Car Hell, Fun With Fastback Fiats Edition: Dino or 128 SL Coupe?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Let's celebrate Fiat's triumphant return to North America! More » -
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Project Car Hell, Triumph Of The Rust Edition: 1964 Herald or 1968 TR6?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Who doesn't love a happy little Triumph? More » -
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Project Car Hell, Affordable 60s Alfa Romeo Edition: 2000 Spider or 1750 Berlina?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's coolest... and most hellish! Look how well the trio of Alfas did at Lemons New England- great cars, obviously! More » -
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Project Car Hell, Fun With Engine Swaps Edition: Hero Of Billetproof!
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! We haven't done a serious Engine Mix-&-Match PCH for a while, so let's burn!
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Project Car Hell, Lotus On A Budget Edition: Elite or Europa?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Doesn't everyone want to own a Lotus at some point? Hell yes! More » -
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PCH, Southern Grab Bag Edition: Fiat-Lancia-Fiat Combo or L'Automobile Ventura Plus VW Fastback?
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Project Car Hell, Bruiser Benz Edition: 600 SWB or 450SEL 6.9?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! After yesterday's Engine Of The Day, we must go with M100-powered machinery today. More » -
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PCH, Post-GTO Jim Wangers Edition: 1977 Pontiac Can Am or 1976 Ford Mustang Cobra II?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and most hellish! Automotive marketing genius Jim Wangers didn't quit the car business when the GTO's reign ended. More » -
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Project Car Hell, Nightmare On A Budget Edition: Iked Lotus Elite or Haunted Skoda 1101?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Want an oddball European project, but you're living in a hobo jungle? Problem solved! More » -
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PCH, Not Responsible For Your Actions Edition: TVR Vixen or Homebrewed Single-Seat Commuter?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Sometimes you need to decide between sportiness and practicality with your project. More » -
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Project Car Hell, End Of The World Edition: Fairlaneborghini or 1956 Lagonda 3 Litre Saloon?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! We took it easy on you last time, but we're getting into some serious Hell Projects today. More » -
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Project Car Hell, Non Compos Mentis Edition: Electric Colt or Citroën CX Pallas?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Today we've got a couple of cars with just one thing in common: insanity! More » -
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Project Car Hell, Teutonic Nemesis Edition: BMW 750iL or Porsche 928?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! The lowly flatworm can learn to avoid pain, but not us. More » -
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PCH, Armageddon On A Trailer Edition: Pair Of Lotus Eclats Or Widebody Porsche 911?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Since I've become the Weekend Editor, I've had to cut back on PCH posts. More » -
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Project Car Hell, Bankruptcy Bundle Edition: Saab Sonett or Turbo Opel GT?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Today we've got a pair of Missouri projects, courtesy of Schm. More » -
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Murilee Goes A Little Funny In The Head, Buys 20R-Powered '67 Sprite From PCH Matchup #1
You know how you kick yourself over the Car That Got Away? That cheap '70 Chrysler 300H I didn't buy in 1989 was the worst, but the Toyota-engined Austin-Healey Sprite was nearly as painful. More » -
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Project Car Hell, 10 Painful Choices Edition: Go For Buttonwillow 24 Hours Of LeMons Glory!
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose the project that's the coolest... and most hellish! Are you thinking of entering the Buttonwillow Histrionics 24 Hours Of LeMons, but just can't find the right car? More »
