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more about #chevycorvette more comments → mytdawg: Let's replace his new Corvette with a piece of shit 77 beater Corvette and see if he notices. I'm willing to take one for the team. A new Corvette t... more » FrankGrimes: he looks like a high school wood shop teacher. more » Pessimippopotamus: Oooooooh. Let's attach this to Gawker's patented Gawker Stalker feature, if it still exists! more » Jeb_Hoge: Just a little nick on an easily replacable piece of trim (mirror housing, maybe?) oughta do it. more » AmishJohn: Wouldn't GM (or their Federal Overlords) have a fairly good fraud case on this yutz? I'd love to see the IRS send him a bill for using the car, the st... more » bzr: Wait, people still care about the New York Post? more » Alfisted: Yeah, let's get our $12,200 worth out of this one. more » mr_dude: Hurt a Vette? The means never justifies the ends. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Somebody please go spray paint "IROC-Z" on the side. Please. more » fuchikoma: I wish we'd start just calling them the driving lane and the passing lane. No one wants to drive in the slow lane, even if they're dead slow, so they ... more » sos10: The only place in Europe without a "rechtsfahren" law is the UK. #autobahn more » Novaload: When I was in Germany I saw this in action; and it was JUST like that--every once in awhile some rocket would shoot through at that speed--just mind b... more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: In case any of you are wondering about your own state's "keep right" rules, here is a good resource. [www.mit.edu] #autobahn more » mechimike: www.stayrightpassleft.net It's the Law here in the States, too! more » Elhigh: What is this, reruns? #autobahn more » -
#crudelecorvettewatch
Crudele Corvette Watch: How You Can Dent A New 'Vette And Annoy A NY Post Writer
New Yorkers, be on the lookout for a douchebag NY Post writer in a brand-new Corvette. It's "business writer" John Crudele trying to screw GM using a 60-day money back guarantee Corvette as a rental while his mulletgasmic Camaro's repaired. More » -
#carlaws
Corvette Shows Why Germany's Rechtsfahren Law Exists
"Rechtsfahren" means "driving on the right," and it's a critical law on Germany's autobahn. For good reason, as it prevents this Corvette rocketing down the fast lane from blasting into a driver going a leisurely 100 MPH. (H/T to Clay!) -
#carpocalypse
First GM 60-Day Money Back Return A Manual Transmission Corvette
Since GM's 60-day money-back return policy started, there've been around 150,000 retail sales and only one confirmed return. A manual transmission Corvette was returned after the driver tired of rowing gears. What'd he get instead? An automatic model. -
#racingnews
Corvette ZR1 Race Car Crashes At Watkins Glen
According to reader Cody Ace, (that name totally sounds like a movie name) this race-built Corvette ZR1 met the wall with furious vengeance at Watkins Glen last weekend. For a privateer car, that's a helluva bump. Damage mega-gallery below.
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#lolcars
Corvette Headstone Takes Car Brand Dedication To Next Level
A headstone maker in Brookville, Indiana's got a special headstone for the 'Vette owner who's got everything — except a beating heart. More » -
#crashweek
World's Fastest Super Car Crashes
Wrecked Exotics has put together a list of the fastest crashes they've ever seen and it's quite the compendium of carnage. Below, evidence proving bad decision making will eventually catch up to you. More » -
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#savetheclunkers
Make The Pain Stop! Corvette Gets Clunked
The C4 Corvette isn't always held in the highest esteem, but subjecting it to the Cash For Clunkers sodium silicate death sentence just cruel. The car lasts a brutal 3:49 seconds before its smokey death. -
#conceptcars
The Corvette's Always Been A Composite Materials Girl
Yesterday, we noted the extensive use of carbon fiber in the Corvette Stingray concept. Cool, yes, but advanced composite materials have long been a Corvette tradition. How long? Check out this photo of the C1 'vette's fiberglass composite body. More » -
#carculture
Help Us Find The Coolest Car Coins
It's been two years since we reported on the Corvette coin with the working headlights. Your turn now: help us find the greatest car coin ever issued in the comments below. More » -
#customcars
Corvette-Based SV 9 Competizione Wants Desperately To Be Italiani
The Corvette-based limited edition SV 9 Competizione wants desperately to emulate an Alfa Romeo 8C Competzione with its carbon fibered re-skin. American V8 grunt mixed with Italian sensuality? How could it possibly go wrong? More »
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#enginepr0n
Why Don't Corvette Engine Covers Get Cool Engine Output Graphs?
So how come Corvettes don't come with a cool engine output graph on the engine cover like the HSV/CSV CR8's LS2 engine? See it up-close below. More » -
#corvette
Corvette Is Safe From Carpocalypse
While the Dodge Viper may be dead, and despite some fools saying otherwise, GM CEO Fritz Henderson says the Corvette is here to stay. They're even developing the next-generation C7 according to AutoWeek. More » -
#foundonebay
First Crashed Corvette ZR1 Hits EBay For Only $97,500
NOOOOOO! Unless we're mistaken, the first recorded Corvette ZR1 crash's popped up on eBay, after the driver apparently lost control of Lutz's raging 638 HP hard-on, curbing it very hard. "Buy-It-Now" price? $97,500!
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#chevycorvette
2010 Corvette: Launch Control System Won't Void Warranty
The 2010 Chevy Corvette is keeping up with the Nissan GT-R with a "Launch Control" system on the entire range of manual transmission Vettes. Best part? Unlike the GT-R, it won't void your warranty. More » -
#newyorkautoshow
2009 Corvette GT1 Championship Edition: It Looks Fast
The Corvette GT1 looks sort of like a streetable version of the Corvette C6.R race car. It isn't. More » -
#overthebackfence
2010 Chevy Corvette To Herald Return Of Grand Sport?
A commenter on CorvetteForum purporting to be Ken Fichtner of Billings, Montana-based Fichtner Chevrolet has spilled the beans on the 2010 Corvette offerings, revealing the return of the Corvette Grand Sport. More » -
#jalopnikcarcare
Q: How Do I Avoid Breaking A Corvette's Low Air Dam?
A: Don't hit stuff with it. What? Is there more to it than that? [WSJ] -
#2009corvettegt1
2009 Corvette GT1 Championship Edition: Like A C6R, Only Slower
Always liked the look of the American Le Mans Corvette C6R but wanted it in more road-friendly package? Then the 2009 Corvette GT1 Championship Edition is the car for you. More »
