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more about #chevycavalier more comments → Six Flags Over Tomsk: Where is your god now?! more » eggwich del fiero: Oh Gravey, it takes a special kind of masochist to be seen in public in this. Wheels on fire, Rolling down the road, Best notify my next of kin, Thi... more » rustylink: Man in Black meet the Man on Crack! I think this guy watched the Wacky Racers too much as a kid, and I keep envisioning the Ant Hill Mob flogging this... more » Turboner: Does "negotiable price" mean he'll sell it for $500? more » discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper: It's not so much a crack pipe price as it is a crack pipe car. more » beercheck: Whatever, guys. I like stuff like this. Can't see the workmanship in the itty bitty photo, and even if it's top notch the $4500 is probably way out ... more » smalleyxb122: Johnny Cash may have been the Man in Black, but this car's value is so clearly in the red. The "seller" must have the $4500 in the wrong column. I m... more » RamblinReck89: You might almost have me if there were a decent engine under the hood. However, what you're getting is a Cavalier with a Cavalier engine and some fan... more » Number_Six: Crack pipe but with the proviso that it would so much fun to own this thing and drive it a few times a year with a bag over your head. Just like I dre... more » engineerd: At $4500 this is a Nice Price. The engineerd Fair Market Value (eFMV patent pending) can not understand this car, so it will be taking a rest today. ... more » Alf, in pog form: . more » lilwillie: Total Crack, I've seen this car in person This car was at the Wisconsin Dells Car show in the spring. It is so clapped out and brutal words can't des... more » P161911 probably shoudn't have: I don't think he even knows what parts he has there. I'm pretty sure that those aren't '49 Caddy fins they look more like '59 Ford, the mirrors don't... more » P161911 probably shoudn't have: This needs to be tossed into the Ring of Fire! And let it BURN BURN BURN! more » armyofchuckness: Crack pipe. I would sooner buy this piece at a time Caddy. more » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Offend the Man in Black for a Mere $4,500!
Johnny Cash made a career out of tapping into his innermost feelings of sorrow, loneliness and moral turpitude. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a car that's all that and a bag of chips. More »
