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more about #celinedion more comments → bzr: Once again proving my most insane conspiracy theories: the apocalypse will directly involve Celine Dion. more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Why Dodge Colt "200"? What does that mean? Wheelbase in centimetres? more » brandegee: Wasn't there a similar commercial in which Willard Scott destroyed Wisconsin in an Eagle Summit? Sorry, '91 was blur. more » General_Zad's_Chicken: And now we know how to save Chrysler again. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: My heart will go on. My transmission on the other hand.... more » abgwin: this is exactly why the US needs to adopt a multi-language system. If we legislated that certain states must broadcast in another language, we would b... more » ET had a Cartruckgasm: She's destroying Montreal there, not Québec city. And that's her alright. Good thing she's had the good sense to move South. Bon débaras en crisse. more » smalleyxb122: Quand vous êtes un gicleur, vous êtes un gicleur toute la manière. more » scroggzilla raids again: I owned a Dodge Colt. All it was capable of destroying was it's own timing belt...repeatedly...and my bank balance. more » SeanKHotay: Headline: "Dion and Colt Team to Destroy Quebec" (Don't miss the disrobing of the flabbergasted gendarme) more » Benson2175: It might be her. She's probably had massive amounts of plastic surgery since then. more »
