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Hilary Duff Just Like Us Little People, Gets Parking Ticket On Mercedes G-Wagen
Actress, musician and clothing designer Hilary Duff got a parking ticket last week, just like the little people. Not like the little people however, is that she got it on her $100,000-plus Mercedes G-Class. [CelebrityCarsBlog] -
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T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
Hip-hop singer T-Pain has auto-tuned his way into our hearts with a custom Caddy cadaver carrier. His hearse is fitted with chrome rims, fiberglass coffin holding speakers and TVs, and is candy-coated in bright orange with blue vinyl top. [CelebrityCarz] -
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This Is Exactly Why People Think Michael Phelps Is A Schmuck
Michael Phelps, the multi-gold-medal-winning Olympian, is really pushing his luck. It now appears he'll pose in front of any car that's either black or blinged-out. Preferably both.
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Michael Phelps Has Another Black Car, Stupid Hat
Joining his custom black Mercedes SL63 is Michael Phelps' custom BMW 7-Series. We guess he needs the extra space for when he goes shopping for stupid hats and "hard" poses with his hangers-on. More » -
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Usain Bolt And Asafa Powell Set To Race, Die In Cars This Weekend
Usain Bolt, will race his new Nissan GT-R (a replacement for his flipped BMW M3) against track star Asafa Powell in a Mercedes Black Series CLK C63 AMG this weekend in Jamaica. Gentlemen, start your obituaries.
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John Mayer's Gulf Oil Ford GT Is A Wonderland
We're not John Mayer fans, but he must be doing something right if he buys not only a Ford GT, but a Gulf Oil Ford GT. Did he pick this up after dropping Minka Kelly? [CelebrityCarsBlog] -
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David Beckham Murders-Out His Porsche Turbo
It turns out Michael Phelps was actually copying David Beckham's back-in-black madness, who also went with the "classy" inclusion of his number on the headrests. But wait, now he's wrapped the 911 in matte black. Below, the full dull blackness. More » -
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Michael Phelps' Soon-To-Be-Stolen Custom Mercedes
Full-time swimmer and occasional drug user Michael Phelps will now look like a drug dealer driving around Baltimore in his murdered-out Mercedes SL63 AMG. The contrast between the black Mercedes and gold medals is nice. The hat? Not so much. More » -
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Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More » -
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James Bond's Lotus Esprit Turbo Goes Under The Hammer, Again
The Lotus Esprit Turbo from the lesser James Bond film For Your Eyes Only will go under the hammer in London at the end of this week. Roger Moore fans rejoice! More » -
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Michael Jackson's Creepy Neverland Fire Engine
Were you interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland GMC Fire Engine when the now-deceased King of Pop put it up for auction in April, then canceled it? Our guess is you'll get a second shot. Macabre thoughts? Sure. [Julien's Auctions] -
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McCain Tweets Ford Fusion Hybrid Purchase Plans
The election is over, but Senator McCain is still wooing the eco-patriotic-tech-literate crowd by tweeting his purchase of a Ford Fusion Hybrid. Maybe they'll forget he bought his daughter a Toyota Prius six months ago? More » -
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Vladimir Putin's Lada Niva Is Totally Bad-Ass
The Lada Niva is the coolest Soviet-era vehicle still in production. Given that, it makes sense Russia's alpha-male "not-president" Vladimir Putin has purchased a totally awesome camouflaged and off-road-ready version. More » -
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Tom Hanks Smugly Cruises His Toyota RAV4 EV Past 50,000 Miles
Tom Hanks driver has now put 50,000 miles on Hanks' Toyota RAV4 EV over the six years he's owned it. Jeez. Our aunt puts more miles on her hoveround. [The New Yorker] -
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Dead Celebrities: What Would They Drive If Alive Today?
Last month when bored, we decided to determine the cars some random celebrities drive. This month, we're bored again and wondering what cars these 21 dead celebrities would drive if they were alive today. More »
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What Do Celebrities Drive?
Want to know what celebrities drive? Until getting bored this morning, we didn't know we wanted to either. Now, we're so curious, we put together this list of 20 celebs and the cars they drive. More »
