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DoogieFullHouser: Why is it that every time a high end car get mashed, all of the people yelling about "rich idiots" that "can't drive" come out of the woodwork. Even i... more »
Karlifornia: If only he shared James Dean's seatbelt wearing policy. #celebrities more »
Alfisted: He should be penalized for landing a blow below the beltline. That will buff up right out.#celebrities more »
Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: I hope his goat wasn't hurt. more »
skaycog was here: UFC....is that martial arts? Or is it like marital arts? I get confused. #celebrities more »
Dr. Evil Genius: Doesn't look nearly as bad that the title of the article implies. It's not really smashed up. It's distinguished. #celebrities more »
Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Only a flesh wound. Not even a $50k repair. Poor little Ferrari just had a little teething trouble, that's all. #celebrities more »
Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): No too much intrusion there. I'm guessing the collision was more like 100 repetitive blows from close range while embracing another car in an "I'm not... more »
Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: He can just cover that up with an Ed Hardy car bra #celebrities more »
LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Ray, This ain't the fucking Daily Mail. I couldn't give a flying fox what Brad Pitt drives. #chevycamaro more »
dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: okay who drank the haterade straight from the bottle? you know you should use a glass. #chevycamaro more »
Novaload: The funniest thing in this picture is the expression on the Camaro, which appears to be thinking something devious. We could have a caption contest. ... more »
Stick Shifts and Safety Belts: This picture along with the fact that Mr. Pitt can be seen in Fight Club tearing off in a 4th Gen Camaro makes me believe he has love for the F-Body. ... more »
RandomArt: I'm waiting for the picture of him sitting in traffic and either: A) randomly falling out of the driver's seat onto the pavement. or B) The car random... more »
Scandinavian Flick: Maybe Wes should see if Jaguar will put a car up against this. Wes Siler vs Brad Pitt... Go ahead ladies; start swooning. #chevycamaro more »

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UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
No details other than this image yet, but UFC head honcho Dana White smashed up his custom Ferrari F430 pretty good. It's appropriately bleeding green blood (coolant) all over the asphalt. More »
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Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
Yesterday we showed you Brad Pitt can't ride. Now he's moving on, and into a bigger vehicle. It appears the old man-baby's bought himself a Camaro SS. Really? More »
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Definitive Video Proof Brad Pitt Can’t Ride
TMZ's reporting Brad Pitt had a bit of a tumble off a motorcycle in LA the other day after clipping a car's wing mirror. Turns out he just grabbed too much front brake. More »
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This Is Exactly Why People Think Michael Phelps Is A Schmuck
Michael Phelps, the multi-gold-medal-winning Olympian, is really pushing his luck. It now appears he'll pose in front of any car that's either black or blinged-out. Preferably both. More »
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David Beckham Murders-Out His Porsche Turbo
It turns out Michael Phelps was actually copying David Beckham's back-in-black madness, who also went with the "classy" inclusion of his number on the headrests. But wait, now he's wrapped the 911 in matte black. Below, the full dull blackness. More »
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Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
Stephen Ireland, a Manchester City midfielder, spent about $413,000 on an a loathsomely customized Bentley Continental GTC convertible as a present for girlfriend Jessica Lawlor's 24th birthday. Abandon all hope of taste, ye who click through for the gallery. More »
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Bentley Continental GTC Wishing For Sweet Embrace Of Death
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Ludacris Gives Away 20 Cars To Needy Fans
Rapper Ludacris has partnered with Atlanta's Nissan South dealership to give away 20 cars to winners in an essay contest wherein they detailed their need for reliable transportation. See, he's just a big softie concerned with ~~self-promotion~~ philanthropy. More »
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Is Usain Bolt Faster Than A Corvette Grand Sport?
This evening in Berlin, the Jamaican sprinter broke his own world record of 19.30 at the 200 meter sprint with a time of 19.19 seconds. More »
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Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More »
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Fifth Gear's Tiff Needell, Actor John Barrowman, Survive Terrifying 80 MPH Crash
John Barrowman, the actor who portrays Captain Jack Harkness on hte BBC's Torchwood walked away from a terrifying 80 MPH crash in a special rally-prepped Subaru with Fifth Gear's Tiff Needell for the Channel Five motoring show. [Daily Mail]
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Elle Macpherson Gets First Crack At Fiat 500 Convertible
Australian supermodel and world's hottest 46-year-old Elle Macpherson took delivery of the very first 2010 Fiat 500 Convertible available to the public and certainly didn't waste any time showing the world its low-riding top. More »
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Motoring Celebrities at the Festival of Speed
Goodwood has a reputation of lowered walls between the masses and the motoring glitterati. Let’s see who among the many famous wandered into view. More »
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REPORT: Comedian Tom Green NOT In Accident, NOT Beaten
An unconfirmed report claims Canadian comedian Tom Green ran his Mercedes into the back of a landscaping truck, was seriously beaten by the truck's passengers and is now in serious condition. UPDATE: Yeah, there's no way this is true. More »
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Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?

We all remember the late Michael Jackson for being a bit eccentric, but do you remember the time he was secretly a wedged Italian sports car? Specifically, a Lancia Stratos Zero? More »
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George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
Remember when George Michael got so high he fell asleep behind the wheel? Well he's just gotten his driver's license back and celebrated by buying a 193 MPH Ferrari California. More »
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Sarah Jessica Parker Pulled Over For Not Using Headlights, Brain
Sarah Jessica Parker was given a warning for driving-without-headlights after explaining she didn't know how to turn them on in her new Mercedes. Add this to the list of things Parker no longer knows how to turn on. [PageSix]
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Tony Danza Shows Porsche Who's The Boss With MINI Door
Climbing into his MINI Cooper yesterday, Tony Danza dinged the passenger side rear quarter-panel of a Porsche Boxster with his door. Not news, but it begs the question — should he have left a note? Also, baseball pants? Really? [TMZ]
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REPORT: Liam Neeson To Play "Hannibal" Smith In "A-Team" Movie
Yes! The A-Team movie's coming and thanks to the possible casting addition of Liam Neeson as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, it should be less campy. We love it when a plan comes together! More »
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David Carradine, Dead At Age 72
American actor David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel. Frankenstein the legend was apparently not Frankenstein the indestructible. More »

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