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more about #cayenne more comments → loquaciousmusic: I'm embarrassed to share that I bought my Audi at New Country of Greenwich. They were actually really nice -- and I'm not a horrible financial indust... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: 2BG2B-FRBMBD Little too big to fit. Then again, it wouldn't matter. I'd say the country has gotten tired of giving fat payoffs to the guys who put ... more » bzr: It's only hilarious if that Cayenne Turbo ends up in the shop. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: The douchiest douche of them all... more » Ash78, cube farmer: As opposed to Greenwich in the Old Country, right? more » Franzouse: The gall of this guy. Then again, he did walk away with all of your money. more » lilwillie: Uhmmm. you all ready did fail Cayenne? Oh wait, you don't know what fail is. I get it now. more » Scandinavian Flick: That's what she said. more » VeeArrrSix: Hopefully someone will give him the Richard Fuld treatment. [www.telegraph.co.uk] more » Ash78, cube farmer: He has a personalized tag, but is still using his dealer's plate frame. Or maybe the tag is a comment on the Cayenne. more » FrankGrimes: I was hoping it was a smaller lighter 4 banger boxster. more » Pessimippopotamus: Wasn't it revealed that the Roxster doesn't exist and that it's just the next gen Cayenne mule, which is smaller than the current one? more » ThreeLitre: Perhaps what is most worrying about this is where this spy photo was taken. Most prototype Porsches get spied on the Nurburgring, or the Autobahn, or... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Porsche shooting brake? Tell me more. I like this more than the Cayenne. But can we talk about that pinched schnozz? more » Steve_in_NC: I am laying bets down that that is the next gen Cayenne. The hood is hiding the same lines as the Panamera. The A an B pillars look like the same o... more » -
#licenseplates
Wall Street Banker's Vanity License Plate Would Get An Auto Exec Tarred, Feathered
Andrew Ross Sorkin, author of the book "Too Big to Fail," brings us this personalized license plate belonging to Morgan Stanley Vice-Chairman Rob Kindler who thought it appropriate to make a joke of the current financial mess. [AndrewRossSorkin.com] -
#spyphotos
Porsche "Roxster" Spotted Cruising Santa Barbara
Are you a Porsche-phile? Ready to have salt added to the spit already in your eye? This may be the so-called Porsche Roxster compact-crossover, or a smaller Cayenne, either way, gross. Here's some milk to wash down the bile. [VWVortex] -
#customcars
ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
The Porsche Cayenne Turbo's twin turbo V8 makes 500HP. Lame. The ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo makes 690HP, has a full roll cage, carbon fiber racing seats and enough custom bodywork to make Jenna Jameson seem natural. Also, they can't spell. More » -
#frankfurtmotorshow
Porsche Planning Electric-Powered Sports Car
Porsche's fancy new President and CEO Michael Macht, speaking at the Frankfurt Motor Show, stated the performance brand is developing hybrid and electric powertrains for sports cars. However, current batteries aren't "sufficient to meet Porsche's strict requirements." Press release below. More » -
#overthebackfence
REPORT: Porsche Panamera, Cayenne Could Be Axed By VW
Looks like the most model prolific automaker could be saying no more model proliferation. According to a report, VW wants to ax the Porsche Panamera, Cayenne and any other "off-message models" when it takes over the company. [AutoObserver] -
#carcrash
Boy, 13, Kills Father While Parking Porsche Cayenne
Think it's cute when kids drive? A Bronx boy crushed his dad against a tree yesterday while trying to park the family's Porsche Cayenne in an incident that could've easily been us. Our sympathies go out to the family. [NYPost] -
#customcars
Balrog: A Custom Porsche Cayenne That Shall Not Pass
This is called the Balrog and it's a body kit from French car stylist Jeremie Paret, former editor at luxury tuning mag Modify. Frankly, it looks like a Cayenne fought a Nissan GT-R and lost. More » -
#tunercars
The Ten Ugliest Custom Porsche Cayennes
The grocery-getting Porsche Cayenne is one of Porsche's most popular models ever and, because of this, a heavy target for customization. Strange customization. Our look at the ten ugliest custom Porsche Cayennes below.
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#tunercars
Mansory Chopster: Carbon Fiber Cayenne Crazy-Time
The Mansory Chopster used to be a Porsche Cayenne, but there's not much left after a new 3.4" wider raw carbon fiber body with a 2.3" roof chop, 23" wheels and 710 HP. Gallery below. More » -
#tunercars
Status Design Porsche Cayenne Biggest Russian Failure Since Glasnost
Status Design isn't the first tuner to mangle the otherwise mildly unattractive Porsche Cayenne — the Ruf Dakara comes to mind — but Status Design's taken to it with recklessly wild Russian enthusiasm. More » -
#chinacars
BYD T6: A Chinese Porsche Cayenne Knock-Off
BYD has apparently caught on that the Porsche Cayenne is a big hit in China. They're readying their own 2.0-liter equipped version, the BYD T6. Turbos? We don't need no stinkin' turbos. More » -
#crazyeurocarboydoeslondon
A Horticultural Stand Against Chelsea Tractors
Nowhere is the ungainly Porsche Cayenne in greater abundance than in Central London. It’s time to fight back against these monstrosities—with black tulips! More » -
#carcrime
Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
Ready to ambush escaping bank robbers said to be driving a black Porsche Cayenne, a Moscow SWAT team initially targets the wrong car with extreme prejudice. Can't we all just get along? More » -
#porschedesign
Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
Porsche has released the newest member of its Design Edition club: the limited edition, murdered-out Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3, complete with triple black racing stripes, black wheels and Lava Grey Metallic paint. More » -
#spyphotos
2011 Porsche Cayenne Gets Curvy
Porsche will eventually redesign their wildly-successful-yet-painful-to-look-at Porsche Cayenne. This photo purports to offer a glimpse of the design direction of the could-be 2011 Porsche Cayenne. God help us. More »
