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more about #carthief more comments → Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Why wouldn't they just put an immobilizer in the bait car? What happens if there is a chase which leads to someone/thing getting hurt? Just send a si... more » Novaload: These losers confirm all the worst stereotypes of impulsive, stupid and predatory jackals. As one magistrate termed them, 'the evil poor.' more » .357: Ha ha, stupid people. You always break the window first so you can get out. more » Unregular: i wonder how far this "bait" thing can go. can you lay a $20 bill on the sidewalk and arrest anyone that picks it up? more » sos10: Bait cars, that's the same dirty trick George Michael got in trouble with, sort of. more » Mad_Science: Yo dawg, I herd yo like stealin cars, so I put a stolen car in yo stolen car so yo can steal cars while yo steal cars. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Just wait till the guy steals it, then drives it into the world's biggest puddle. Water fries the electronics and wrecks the footage. Only the puddd... more » 1300ccsoffury: Is Tan Camry Guy smoking 4 cigarettes?! more » Duff-Lad: I've always wondered why car thieves don't drive the cars to a discreet, nearby location and go back for the car later. Surely taking it and staying w... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Car thief: Buckle Up. Hahahahahahahaha More like hemmed up, and cuffed up, soon to be sent to lock-up, you f*ck up. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Hahaha, "Tan Camry Bait." Nice going, Beavis. more » mytdawg: Damn smokers always stealing respectable people's cars. more » Novaload: Hence the skid marks for the picture?Although this punk did more than skid marks in his drawers--thanks for not being grosser. more » goatrope: Who among us can honestly say we haven't done the exact same thing when we were young and stupid?? I know I have... more » Graverobber: We've been down this road before. Fudging your Huggies while being pursued is an age-old defense mechanism. When our ancestors where still seeking ref... more » -
#carcrime
Laughing Car Thief Steals Bait Car, Stops Laughing
The Houston Police Department has assembled a fleet of bait cars in the hope of capturing car thieves. At the very least, they've captured some hilarious video of robbers becoming victims of their own hubris. More » -
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Car Thief Soils Self After Finding Cop In Passenger Seat
A 16-year-old car thief attempting his craft in Centerville, Utah was startled to find Deputy Chad Taylor in the passenger seat. Attempting to escape, he ran hard enough to lose both shoes. Then shat himself. More » -
#offbeatnews
Car Thief Calls 911 To Brag, Results Predictable
What is it with car thieves? A Minnesota man repeatedly dialed 911 after stealing a car to brag that cops couldn't catch him. Did they? Yep. More »
