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MushyHeirloom: He's a scumbag trial lawyer worth millions of dollars. She's a sleazy gold-digger hoping to settle down with a sugar daddy. They fight crimes against ... more »
B1663R: Figures, only a Prius driver would think of something like this... hell, i bet his Prius has got all the bells and whistles too! more »
Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: I don't think that this woman realizes that Rolls Royce is a brand of car famous for it's extravagant inefficiency. more »
Stoatmaster: Can somebody help me finish an excruciating T.Rex pun based on Electric Whorier? Thanks. more »
wimbles - Mad as hell about Pontiac's demise: 4M Plan? I tried the 3M plan and it just left me all sticky. more »
WilliamG.: Hmmm. This gimmick is just plain tacky. Now, if they'd offered a free Hummer with purchase of a date, that would be classy. more »
leavethegun-takethecannoli: Why would you use Elon Musk when you can buy pheromones from the back of most magazines for a couple of bucks? more »
domino: classy date!? i was forced to watch "millionaire matchmaker" on bravo, and i knew a crack whore with more class than most of those skanks. an expensiv... more »
Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I've tried using Musk's products to attract the womenfolk, but most of them recoil in olfactory horror. more »
smalleyxb122: If you have that kind of money, and can't find a gold-digger on your own, you have problems that an electric car can't fix. more »

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Millionaire Matchmaking Service Offers Tesla Roadster With Purchase Of Date
Are you a lonely multi-millionaire who needs a classy date and a new Tesla Roadster? For only $250,000, dating service "4M Club" offers both in one place. What a screaming deal! More »

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