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more about #carsex more comments → MrBangBam: No rubber needed. more » smalleyxb122: The story is a bit vague. Was there a happy ending? more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: I'm sure someone will Introduce an EU wide Anti WWD (Wanking while driving) law in the near future. Brilliant. more » lilwillie: There are two types of Men in this world. Those that Masturbate and those that lie about it. more » smalleyxb122: [the driver] was taken to a local hospital, where he was treated for extreme chafing, and released. more » PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: I wonder if this was who made his engine more » Jeb_Hoge: Dude, if you're taking that long to get there, you ain't getting there. more » superbadd75, now I remember why I left...: Well at least he had his log out when the cops arrived. more » mytdawg: First thing I thought of... more » Number_Six: That pretty much describes my whole fourteenth and fifteenth years on this planet. Yeah, like you weren't exactly the same. more » Jo Schmo: He tossed his load all over the road. Followed shortly by lots of rubbernecking during cleanup. more » TimTim: I'll tell you one thing - That's Not Yogurt! more » Thomas Paladino: Lets be honest, who hasn't done this. I mean really people. Pot/kettle etc. more » Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II: At least it wasn't a Dutch rudder. more » tonyola: From an appropriately Dutch group: I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel [rod?] There's a voice in my head that drives my heel It's... more » -
#crashweek
Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
A high-on-drugs Dutch trucker en route to Gothenburg, Sweden, was masturbating while driving and lost control, flipping the truck and blocking multiple lanes of traffic. While in the wreckage, he kept masturbating. Under police interrogation, he kept masturbating. That's determination.
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#dragons
My Car Is My Lover: Dragons Get Documentary
Ever needed the whole Dragons thing explained in an hour-long documentary? Yeah, us neither, but England's Channel 5 has done just that with "My Car Is My Lover." NSFW More » -
#lolcars
Do Not Masturbate In Your Sebring While Wearing Panties
Andrew Jones was en-route for a rendezvous with his lady-friend, masturbating in his Sebring while they talked dirty via cell phone. He was also wearing panties and stockings. And carrying drugs. Bonus poll below. More » -
#autoerotic
We're sorta worried for humanity that Jalopnik is so high on this Google search. [Google]
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#carsex
Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating
This is an important JaloPSA: If you decide to retire to your car for some personal afternoon-delight, make sure you're not parked next to a tall building with your sunroof open. NSFW. More » -
#autoerotic
Headline: "Woman Bites Lover's Penis Off In Car Crash." No, seriously. [Metro.co.uk]
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#lolcars
Norwegian Couple Nabbed For High Speed Sex
Norwegian police arrested a motoring couple after observing them engaged in high-speed hanky-panky in their Mazda 323.
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#dragons
Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
If you were one of the 12 people who watched "Southland Tales" then you know what's coming: a pair of SUVs. Literally. And yes, it's NSFW. More » -
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#novelties
Why You Don't Take Photos Of Yourself Humping A Nissan GT-R
You've seen still images of people humping a Nissan GT-R before. But have you seen an animated image of Godzilla humping? Click below for the semi-NSFW dragon-on-Godzilla image below.
