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#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Ruh-Roh, It’s a Rot Rod for $6,000!
Scooby-doo had trouble pronouncing anything but Rs. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has the mystery of a Rot Rod that should have been a Miata — if it weren't for its meddling owner. More » -
#newcars
Motor Trend Car Of The Year: 2010 Ford Fusion
The newly-refreshed 2010 Ford Fusion was just named MotorTrend's Car Of The Year for 2010. Not a bad choice in our opinion as Ford's got the most money to spend on marketing. Also, the car's damn good. -
#laautoshow
Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
The 6th Annual Design Challenge winner will be announced at the LA Auto Show, picked from this selection of six radical concepts designed for sale in thirty years to appeal to the cell phone, internet and Guitar Hero generation. More » -
#tokyomotorshow
Toyota FT-86 Concept: The AE86 Is Back In The Red, Metallic Flesh
We've seen the Toyota FT-86 for a couple of weeks, carefully dissected the delicious, metallic red sports car in any way we can, but now we've actually seen it in the flesh and Toyota's got some serious hotness here. More » -
#tokyomotorshow
New Subieyota FT-86 Sketches Emerge
The first sketch of the Subaru version of the Toyota FT-86 came out a year-and-a-half ago, but now we get more than just a look at its hiney in these leaked-straight-from-Japan sketches. More » -
#tokyomotorshow
Toyota FT-86 Concept: Design, Dissected
The Toyota FT-86 Concept is an exciting step forward for the vanilla automaker, blending cues from the past (the Toyota AE86) with hints of ToMoCo future. We dissect the design below to see how they've accomplished this delicate feat. More » -
#tokyomotorshow
Toyota FT-86 Concept: Behold, The New AE86
A joint Toyota/Subaru sports car project has been in the works for what feels like forever. Now, finally, here's the first look, a heavily production-based concept called the Toyota FT-86 set to debut this month at the Tokyo Motor Show. More » -
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#nicepriceorcrackpipe
2006 Saleen S7 for an Investment-Grade $375,000!
If you want a 200 MPH+ car, your options are limited. If you want one that also waves the Made in America flag, they're even more limited. But don't worry, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has got your back. More » -
#lolcars
Mythbusters Decisively Blows Up Camry Wagon
The third-gen Toyota Camry Wagon is actually one of our favorite Toyotas in the last couple decades, but that didn't stop the Mythbusters from blowing up a 12-year-old fan's parent's car once in movie-fashion, then in holy-crap-car-vaporization style. -
#racinggames
Gran Turismo 5: First Official Screenshots
Sony's released the first screenshots from the long-awaited Gran Turismo 5. In addition to slick graphics, expect 1,000 vehicles, realistic damage and a whole mess o' GT-R love, including this Nismo GT-R Super GT. Gallery below.
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#subieyota
REPORT: Toyota-Subaru Sports Car Heading To Tokyo Motor Show
According to a report from Japan's Best Car Magazine, it appears the acclaimed Toyota-Subaru sports car will finally be revealed at this year's Tokyo Motor Show along with a new sport model, possibly the Toyota Supra successor. [BestCar via 4wheelsnews] -
#carart
Toy Car Wall Art
When you get to a certain age, people start judging your collection of toy cars. We're guessing this may be part of the motivation for this attractive piece of car-based art. [Apartment Therapy via Tchochkes] -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
"In the Year 2525" Singer’s Mercedes ML55 for $14,000!
Sometimes a car comes with a pedigree, sometimes it's because it was owned by a celebrity. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe croons you a tune, and it's in the key of AMG. More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Homebrew Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing for $12,500!
Driving your own kit-built car means the satisfaction of individual accomplishment. Driving somebody-else's means you're pretty brave. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe asks, do ya' feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya'? More » -
#carinsurance
20 Least Expensive Cars To Insure For 2009
Like salt and pepper, chocolate and vanilla, our look at the 20 most expensive cars to insure for 2009 has a flip-side. Today we'll be looking at the 20 least expensive cars to insure for 2009.
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#lolcars
UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
Remember when a Michigan man was arrested after police caught him making sexy time with a car wash vacuum cleaner? Well his name is Jason LeRoy Savage and he just got 90 days in jail. More » -
#stpatricksday
How To Make An Irish Car Bomb
It's St. Patrick's Day and we've been looking for fun content we can share with you related both to cars and our favorite March 17th celebratory activity. DeLoreans? Meh. Irish Car Bombs? Blarney-riffic!
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#concepts
Toyota Planning to Build a Car out of Seaweed; Tofu Cushions Not Included
As if the Prius weren't green enough, Toyota plans to go even greener for the future by creating a car—the 1/X plug-in hybrid—using a bioplastic body made out of seaweed. [Gizmodo] -
#2010chevycamaro
2010 Chevy Camaro: Official Daytona 500 Pacecar
We told you it was coming. Now it's official. Our good friends at Camaro5 have the first live shots of the 2010 Camaro Daytona 500 Pace Car taken at the track.
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