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more about #captionthis more comments → thunder; now eta-powered: Six Fives. more » Mobius: The E46 is the best looking of the bunch, with the range becoming increasingly more modern, until the Big D'Oh. Also, their webseries ad with the E46... more » Mobius: So, what's next for the BMW 5 series after 6 iterations? Seven eight nine. more » AustinMiniMan: It's like Richard Hammond; it's not tiny, it's just always really far away. more » Turboner: Mmmm, E39 540i sport. more » 1300ccsoffury: Of the E60 range, I think the 550i with its sport package is the best looking of the range. Also, it can be had with a stick shift. I think it's a h... more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: The E34 was defintely the high point. Still looks fantastic and fairly modern 20 years later. I've also always been a big fan of the E28. Has it ag... more » drewdrawshashtags: I actually think that the E39 is the low point in this pic. The E60 headlights are ridiculous, but the design has aged much more gracefully to my eyes... more » skitter: I think it likes me, but that's going to take some getting used to. more » Alfisted: Women's hygiene from the Me decade through today. more » Tanshanomi: Each successive grille has less kidney-ocity. more » Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: It would be fantastic if this progression was in reverse -- BMWs, then, would continue to get more attractive as time goes on, and life would be better. more » beercheck: He ain't heavy, he's my brother. more » BigHarv: The previous gen's grill wasn't bad-a little too Pontiac, but fine-it's the butt that was the disgrace, and which they hide here more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I'm not familiar with BMW nomenclature, but the second-gen M5 was/is one of my favorite machines, style-wise. Oh, and bloat = bad, but then, I'm pre... more » -
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Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. D'Oh! Nice.
For this installment of "Caption This," check out this shot and the one below, pulled from the BMW 5 Series press photos and witness model bloat in pictorial form. Just look at the original — it's so tiny. More » -
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Caption This: Helmet Used As High Hat
A helmeted driver awaits a race by relaxing with friends as an unexpected drop in room temperature causes the momentary fogging of his visor. Totally, dudes. More » -
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Caption This: Hoff Hassles New Jaguar XJ Edition
A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing Jalopnik commentariat to provide the caption to this photo that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile. More » -
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Caption This: Little Tykes Cozy Coupe Edition
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Caption This: Mercedes Safety Concept Models
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Unicorn Fiero Makes Carpocalypse All Better
It's been a pretty bad day for the car industry, even by Carpocalypse standards. Here's something that'll make any GM fan-boy smile. More » -
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We Bet No One Steals His Gas
When we told you how to protect your gas tank we offered up-armoring as a solution. It looks like this guy took us seriously. More » -
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German Prince Disappointed With His New Corvette ZR1’s Interior
German Prince Albert von Thurn und Taxis just took delivery of a 2009 Corvette ZR1. Why the sad face? Don't worry, you'll forget about the interior the first time you hit the Autobahn. [Corvette Blogger] -
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Gotta Stick The Landing
Citroen did not win the Rally Sardinia this weekend but Dani Sordo and Marc Marti did manage to put their car nose-down into the dirt, which is its own kind of victory. More » -
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Precious Metal-Plating Wars Turn So Hot, Chrome Mercedes SLR Melts
The precious metal-plating cold war that just gave us the gold-plated BMW M5? It just got hot. Really hot. The glare from that M5's apparently melted this chrome Mercedes SLR.
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Free Hot Dogs Inside!
Wack-job messages like this are usually set aside for windowless cargo vans, but this über-creepy Dodge Neon driver has taken it upon himself to prove that hand-painted molestation messages know no bounds. More » -
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The New Prius Will Make You THIS Much More Smug
In our review, we found the 2010 Toyota Prius to be a major improvement over the last generation. Still, we reserve the right to make smug jokes. Caption away, fellas. [Toyotausa @ Flickr] -
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Jim Press Hops Out Of Chrysler's Dream
Fervently hopeful-for-an-Italian-suitor Chrysler President Jim Press hopping out of a Fiat 500 moments ago at Chrysler's reveal of the 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee, stating "Ciao!" Wow. We so can't wait to interview him later today. -
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Someone Is Being Too Generous With Their Thumbs
Like a bad omen or a disastrous Kilroy, our friend Jacques shows up in bad places with bad ideas. More » -
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Someone Has A Bad Idea
Look, it's former Ford CEO Jacques Nasser in yet another photo only hilarious through the 20/20 vision of history. More » -
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What The Hell Is This? A Mclarenzbo?
This mess was found at the Pebble Beach Concours D'Elegance. We're wondering what to call it; a Mclarenzbo? Revenzo F1? Or Maybe McFerrarenzenton? Regardless, it's delightfully tacky and we love it for its blatant ugliness. More » -
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ING: Ronald McDonald's F1 Playhouse
Ronald McDonald and F1 rulemeisterMax Mosley used to "party" in the 80s. Now we know the price of keeping the clown quiet. Are you a bad enough dude to caption this? More » -
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Darth Vader Trades In Star Destroyer For Ariel Atom
Not one to let a Lotus-driving storm trooper have all the fun, Darth Vader has upped the ante by hopping into an Ariel Atom. Sounds like time for another round of "Caption This." More » -
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What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
After seeing this shot from MSNBC of Ford of the Americas president Mark Fields on-screen above a split-open Ford Taurus, we knew we had the perfect choice for another round of "Caption This." [via MSNBC] -
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Storm Trooper Trades In Speeder Bike For Something A Little More Agile
It appears as though the Imperial Army has turned in their speeder bikes for something a little more agile as evidenced by this Imperial Storm Trooper caught driving a white Lotus Exige. More below. More »
