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more about #cadillac more comments → Novaload: Wow, the latest bulletin is that his wife scratched up his face, he fled the house, and she followed him with a golf club and smashed the Caddy-- the ... more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: Drunk. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Too bad he didn't wind up in a sand trap...an Escalade would never get out of one. more » lilwillie: The more this comes out, and the more it keeps saying "Alcohol wasn't a factor, charges pending" and he manages to hit a tree and a fire hydrant..... ... more » Pessimippopotamus: "A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window." What luck that she had a golf club! more » Mobius: Fire hydrant? More like a water hazard! more » powermatic: I heard his wife bought him some new floor mats. more » DoctorNine: OMG. Hopefully this doesn't mean he is going to get a whole bunch of facial plastic surgery like MJ, and start impersonating The Scarecrow from The W... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: He wouldn't have dozed of if had driven his Buick. more » bobdobbs: My god, I hope he doesn't own an Enzo. more » Novaload: CNN says his face was cut up. more » Novaload: I'm so out of it, I thought he still was the Buick shill. more » lilwillie: He shanked that dog leg on the 5th avenue run? more » Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II: I have not been able to visit this site or my jfavorite Jalopnik fan site since I started slinging Cadillacs about 3 weeks ago. I have never been so d... more » danio3834: I knew they'd bring back the bustle-back! My Grandpa willbe thrilled! more » -
#carcrashes
Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
Golfer Tiger Woods was "seriously injured" in a car crash after hitting a fire hydrant and a tree in Florida early Friday morning at 2:25 AM. The crash, at low speed, did not deploy the airbags of his Cadillac Escalade.
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#laautoshow
Cadillac CTS Coupe: The Cadillac Of Coupes
This is the 2011 Cadillac CTS Coupe, the first production coupé (Cadillac XLR's a coupé convertible) from GM's luxury brand since the 1993 Cadillac Eldorado. Luckily, the CTS Coupe is a helluva lot hotter. Better news? The CTS-V Coupe's coming! More » -
#gadgets
Build Your Own Handmade Cadillac Coupe DeVille Watch
Are you debadging your '64 Cadillac Coupe DeVille? Rather than toss that be-ducked rear badge aside you should reuse it like this guy, who crafted the turn-aside lock cover and badge into a crazy Cadillac-branded watch. "Cadillac Style," FTW! More » -
#newcars
Bob Lutz Confirms Cadillac CTS-V Wagon, Achieves Sainthood
Cadillac, by way of Bob "Too Cool to Live, Too Young to Die" Lutz, just confirmed that the already-kinda-confirmed Cadillac CTS-V wagon will see production. In other news, our heads just exploded. More » -
#overthebackfence
REPORT: GM To Build Cadillac Converj Electric Car
The Detroit News has learned the Cadillac Converj will be going into production right next to its extended-range electric platform mate the Chevy Volt. More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
For $6,500, It’s a Ballroom Biarritz
When gas prices increase for a prolonged period of time, car makers respond with more fuel-efficient products. Today,Nice Price or Crack Pipe has just such a Caddy from the ‘70s. And it comes with a can full of marbles. More » -
#foundoncraigslist
Deal Of The Year: Bustle-Back Ex-CIA Seville Limo For $350- Ran When Parked!
In a way, I'm glad that I don't live in Southern California, because otherwise I'd probably own thisHell Projectclassic Cadillac right now! More » -
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#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs GM: The Action
Finally, here's what you've been waiting for: action photos and video from yesterday's Jalopnik Vs GM race. Maybe if I'd kept all four of the Evo's wheels on the road, I'd have been faster. More » -
#planelopnik
Jalopnik Vs GM: The Coolest Vehicle There Wasn't Even A Car
While I was putting practice laps in and Al was discussing the finer points of independent label hip hop distribution, Ray was going gaga for the helicopter filming on-track action. Expect more video soon. -
#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs GM: The Official Video
Here's Cadillac's official video take on yesterday's Jalopnik Vs GM race. The real heroes here are the challengers who came out in their own vehicles and, in Michael Cooper's case, even outpaced the all-mighty CTS-V. -
#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs. GM: Official Csaba-Verified Results
Here's the official former buff book editor-verified results from yesterday's Jalopnik Vs GM event, the awesomest marketing ploy we've ever taken part in. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs GM: Bob Beats Blog
It appears GM, even a just-emerged-from-bankruptcy GM, still has the power to beat a blogger. Our Wes Siler, in a $41,000 Mitsubishi EVO, has fallen to "Maximum" Bob Lutz driving a $60,000+ Cadillac CTS-V. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs. GM: We Have Seen The Enemy, And He Is Bob
GM's "Maximum" Bob Lutz either mentally preparing himself or wondering where he left the car keys to his Cadillac CTS-V today at Monticello. The first shot of the Jalopnik Evo out on the track — below. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
Jalopnik Vs. GM: Monticello Chains Up CTS-V With A Chicane
Monticello Update: Siler said yesterday Bob Lutz's best bet with the CTS-V was to rip past Siler in Monticello's long straight. One slight problem with — Monticello's dropped a take-it-in-first-gear chicane to cleave that long straight in two. Advantage: Jalopnik. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
Lutz Prepares For Certain Defeat Today
The players are prepping themselves for the Jalopnik Vs GM race today, including Csaba Csere — the independent third party tasked with making sure GM doesn't cheat. We hope those Caddy engineers are telling Lutz to brace for impact.
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#jalopnikvsgm
Cadillac CTS-V Vs Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR: By The Numbers
Here's the tale of the tape - how GM's Bob Lutz and his Cadillac CTS-V matches up to me in the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR heading into tomorrow's Jalopnik Vs GM race at Monticello Motor Club. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
Monticello Motor Club: A Turn-By-Turn Analysis
Think Monticello Motor Club and you think of the long back straight. But the rest of the track is tight and very technical, giving the Mitsubishi Evo X MR good odds against the CTS-V tomorrow. Here's how I can win. More » -
#jalopnikvsgm
GM's Lutz Responds To "Not Ready For Racing" Jaguar
GM's "Maximum" Bob Lutz opened up his maximum mouth this evening to tweak the rest of the luxury performance sedan universe in response to Jaguar dropping out of the Jalopnik Vs. GM "CTS-V Challenge" race set for Thursday. More » -
#lolcars
Hennessey CTS-V Pulls 11-Second Quarter Mile, Alerts OnStar Of "Emergency"
Apparently, OnStar defines pulling .99 Gs of acceleration as a "Vehicle Event." An OnStar agent called the 700 HP Hennessey CTS-V immediately after the run just to make sure everyone was all right. Watch it happen here on video.
