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more about #burningman more comments → IN THE FACE!: These punishments amuse me, but don't you have anything that involves a taser and/or nipple clamps? more » Murilee Martin: Sorry about the bad sound on that video- hard to pick up a boombox when there's a 60 MPH desert wind howling and a generator roaring 10 feet away. more » .357: Ze Germans love techno. more » brickyard: You may as well be spanking the Germans as punishment. They'll break the rules on purpose. more » Novaload: Is the dog a judge or a driver? This is really a cruel penalty, by the way. Ineffectual on the Germans, though, I agree. more » domino: do they even have techno at burning man? god i hope not. i thought they played trance and hippy music. more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: Ok, repeating myself here-- I guess the server hamsters ate my damn post-- anyways with or without my help, did the DMV penalty get implemented? I wan... more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: The hell? Where did my post go? more » Uncle Bo: Burlesque dancers? Accordian player? Things on fire? This looks like the kind of place the Yard Dogs Road Show crew hangs out for inspiration. more » MarywithanM™: There's wagons and then there's WAGONS. more » Novaload: So, this is pretty much Burning Man Electric Acid Test? more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: I just noticed that there is a man with a glowing green suit in the background in one of the Lego Wrangler pictures. more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: You see, Murilee, this kind of thing doesn't really occur naturally in the southern regions of CA. Someone prove me wrong with a Los-Angeles based art... more » discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: Wish I was there. Not much of an art car scene in Colorado. That could be good or bad. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: May Day, art cars, Berkeley...sound's like a conservative's worst nightmare. more » -
#24hoursoflemons
Advances In The 24 Hours Of LeMons Correctional System: The Burning Man Penalty
When you're eating wind-blown sand in the scorching Nevada desert, what do you want to do? Why, listen to some techno in a grimy tent billowing from your friends' digestive gases, that's what! More » -
#artcar
Fireballs, Accordions, And Art Cars At Oakland's Boiler Bar
I headed over to West Oakland last night, to check out the Boiler Bar May Day Party, featuring a slew of art cars and a few of the contestants from the Escape From Berkeley race. More » -
#artcar
Fun With Fireballs, Handmade Hooch, And Art Cars In West Oakland Tonight!
Want to check out the Golden Mean, a fire-belching Volkswagen Beetle-based giant snail that seats six and packs an 800-watt sound system inside its shell? With snake charming to boot? Head to Oakland tonight! More » -
#woodwarddreamcruise
People-Powered Quadcycle Makes Stop At Woodward On Way To Burning Man
Last Saturday we wandered down to metro Detroit's progressive little berg of Ferndale for the Green Cruise, an anti-Woodward Dream Cruise, billed as a gasoline-free alternative to the Big Event. We were hoping for electric cars and grease-burners, but it turned out to be mostly just a big bicycle parade — with one marked exception. Dubbed "The Dogsled" by the father-and-son duo who engineered and built it (each of whom refers to the other as "Dog"), the Dogsled is actually destined to roam the playa at Burning Man. More »
