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more about #buffalo more comments → Novaload: So now they just have to shovel off the buffalo. more » discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. [en.wikipedia.org] more » MushyHeirloom: That'll buffalout. more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: Dave has died of buffalo-on-hood disease. more » nosirrahg: The first blade of the Fusion grill neatly shears the bison's hair. The second blade removes the skin and unwanted appendages. And the third blade s... more » Number_Six: What a fucking moron. I don't care if it was a blizzard, if you can't see a HERD OF FUCKING BUFFALO on the road, stop driving. more » Graverobber: Day-um. She hit bison, plural, not bison singular? That's a pretty good testament to the integrity of the Fusion, I guess. If you hit a large land-dwe... more » Uncle Bo: "Tatonka" "Buffalo" "Tatonka" "Buffalo" uses fingers to make horns on head "Buff...." "Buff... buffalo" "Buff......ahhh...lo?" "Yes, buffalo, tatonka"... more » engineerd: This would make a great Ford commercial: **Fade in to picture of wrecked Fusion** Mike Rowe (voiceover): The new Ford Fusion is the safest vehicle in... more » Alan Vochaska: doesn't the grill look like a cheese grater? more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: I played Oregon Trail on a Mac, it had a shoot-the-bison minigame that used the mouse. Graphics were way better, too. Though they were still cheesy. B... more » Ash78, cube farmer: I bet there's enough freshly-shorn bison fur in the radiator to make a nice coat. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I like the aerodynamic modifications. Makes it look like the Phantom Corsair. It's amazing she didn't wind up with a buffalo in her lap. That's the ... more » Maxichamp: Monochrome green monitors attached to Apple IIc's! The horror! more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Several buffalo? That must be a hardcore car. more » -
#carcrash
Ford Fusion Wins Real Life Game Of Oregon Trail
Driving through a Montana blizzard, Maureen Edgerton collided with and killed several bison. The life-saving Fusion was totaled, but Edgerton now had enough food to complete the hazardous journey. Her daughter later died of dysentery. More » -
#novelties
The Ten Best Post-Apocalyptic Survival Vehicles
We asked you what you think the best post-apocalyptic vehicle would be, assuming you could fuel it up and were unable to stay in one place due to the lack of other resources (and likely abundance of radioactive zombies looking for a tasty brain to munch upon). The response we received from commenters was phenomenal. We've culled the comments down to our ten top responses. Some we expected and some we didn't, and we even had a quasi-fictional vehicle thrown in for some fun. After you've had a moment to take a gander at the zombie-fighting machines-o-war below, drop all the way down to the bottom and help us cull the wheat from the proverbial radioactive chaff and determine the ultimate ride for living through the bleak world that awaits us. The very fate of humanity may rest upon your decision. More »
