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more about #boothbabes more comments → ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD: Shrimp, and white wine! #boothbabes more » Jes St.Lawrence: Why do they have a blue towel in their laps? Afraid our eyes would never make it to their chests? #boothbabes more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: These girls should really coach their French counterparts. #boothbabes more » Maxichamp: I can't believe this hasn't been brought up. #boothbabes more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: i did not realize falken was such a big supporter of Oklahoma University.... #boothbabes more » ArtForge: I love cheap plastic. #boothbabes more » Miscellanea: You stay classy SEMA. #boothbabes more » oddfish: Wes should teach these girls a thing or two about tight pants. #boothbabes more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: After a partial review: You are not worthy. Secondly, Ms 11, I'll see you later in my office to discuss your film test. Ms Falken Girls, let's go up... more » layabout: Falken hell,that blonde looks hot! Edit: When i say hot,i actually meant looks easy. more » smalleyxb122: There are only a select few of these booth professionals that I would call hot, but all of them look better than the Lingenfelter T/A. Especially fro... more » pauljones: Actually, and somewhat sadly, I can probably name some of those models. They got their start in the HIN shows just as my buddies and I were old enough... more » B1663R: mental note: teach daughter about self respect #boothbabes more » lilwillie: Sorry, had to go there. #boothbabes more » YankBoffin: The what babes? It's been a long day at work, but I swear the gallery was titled "Boob Babes" the first time through. #boothbabes more » -
#sema
Conspicuously Modified: The Booth Babes Of SEMA 2009
You have to admire the dedication of SEMA's booth professionals. Though there are many jobs in Vegas for a woman with a large chest and a fake smile, they faithfully serve the needs of chrome and carbon fiber. More » -
#sema
SEMA 2009: Mannequin Is The New "Booth Babe"
The aftermarket crowd used to dress up a young, talent-heavy booth professional in a tight n' skimpy outfit to pass out leaflets and smile for the cameras. Then the Carpocalypse hit. Now, sadly, mannequin is the new "booth babe." -
#tunercars
How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
Video maestro György Szeljak—no stranger to Jalopnik—has finished his latest car piece, which features a boat load of scantily clad women and tuned automobiles. Click to watch (potentially NSFW). More » -
#shanghaiautoshow
2009 Shanghai Auto Show: Booth Professionals Give Good Fortune
The 2009 Shanghai Auto Show featured a ton of copy/paste jobs, but no matter how bad the cars got, there was always a very helpful booth professional there to make it all better. More »
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#seoulmotorshow
2009 Seoul Motor Show: Kimchi-Flavored Booth Professionals
While everyone's favorite communist leader and crazy man, Kim Jong Il, shoots offmissilessatellites from North Korea, South Korea was busy manning the booths of the 2009 Seoul Motor Show. More » -
#genevamotorshow
Geneva Booth Professionals: Swiss Miss Edition
The world's most compact capital never fails to impress and this year's Geneva Motor Show managed to cram a few new titillating models onto the show floor. Oh yeah... and the cars were nice too. More » -
#detroitautoshow
Booth Professionals Of The 2009 Detroit Auto Show
Despite the downturn in the auto industry, this year's Detroit Auto Show bore an incredible number of very knowledgeable booth professionals. Yes, they answered our questions, but they also got in some of our pictures. More » -
#moscowautoshow
The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 Moscow Auto Show
While we were at the Detroit Auto Show this week, the folks at EnglishRussia were focused on the 2008 Moscow Auto Show. Apparently, it's the booth professionals they were focusing on. Here's their 55-image gallery. More »
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#detroitautoshow
Lamborghini Holds Euro-Trash Fashion Show
The only models introduced at the Lamborghini press event today had eating disorders and Lambo-level designer clothing. A gallery for men, women and dragons below. More » -
#2009pirellicalendar
2009 Pirelli Calendar: Elephants And A Whole Load Of NSFW
It's that time of year again, when Pirelli sends aspiring Playboy photographers out on calendar assignment, letting them dream up ridiculous ways to photograph nude or nearly nude models in exotic locations. What this has to do with the business of selling tires we have no idea. Whatever, nekkid ladies! Hit the jump for a large and VERY NSFW gallery from the 2009 Pirelli Calendar. More » -
#guangzhouinternationalautoshow
The Booth Professionals of the 2008 Guangzhou International Auto Show
As a result of covering an auto show or two in our time, we've become veritable connoisseurs regarding the mistresses of motors we lovingly refer to as Booth Professionals. We've brought you delightful displays of debutantes from far away locations such as Geneva, Paris, Las Vegas and Detroit. Apologies for the blurry nature of a few of these pictorials, we've got the shakes from a bit of bad Mu Shu pork. More » -
#semaboothbabes
The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
Two days ago we asked you to pick your choice of "booth professional" using a comparison from last year's SEMA-stained gallery of booth saleswomen from the tire section of the Specialty Equipment Manufacturers Association show to the more conservative flesh-baring of Geneva, Paris and Detroit as our lede. Now, we've put together a bevy of booth professionals from this year's SEMA show for you to find out if your "choice" made the cut. So take a gander — perhaps you'll answer differently after taking a look at this year's batch of tire-selling sales professionals. Or not. More » -
#boothbabesoftheparisautoshow
Les Hôtesses Of The 2008 Paris Motor Show
Here we are at the end of the 2008 Paris Motor Show with all of these extra images again in our camera. Unfortunately, we can't use them because those hard working booth professionals (we decided to use the local vernacular spoken by gents in hushed and reverent tones, "les hôtesses") keep walking in front of the production cars and concepts. We don't feel too bad because we know they're doing their job of informing inquisitive journalists of the merits of the vehicles and demonstrating features too complicated for the journos to figure out. While we normally would just toss these into the recycle bin and be done with them, we figure some of you out there may want to see how many shots we have to grudgingly go through before bringing you the best possible coverage from the show. More » -
#genevaautoshow
Booth Professionals Of The 2008 Geneva Motor Show
One of the many drawbacks to the auto show system is that there are so many people trying to get access to a car that, occasionally, one of them ends up in the shot. This is especially true of the professionals who are responsible for aiding in the display of the more important models. We call them booth professionals. Every time you try to get a shot of a new car, there's one of them pouting her lips, arching her back or leaning seductively against something. It's a rough life. But rather than let the photos go to waste we've included them here in a gallery so that you can see the hardships we must endure as automotive journalists. Pity us. More »
