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more about #bmwcars more comments → MushyHeirloom: ...a further refinement of the current BMW flame surfacing... Hopefully by "refinement" you mean "undoing". more » Alfisted: I wonder what purely aesthetic design feature will soon be known as a "hooydonk". more » A Pimp Named DaveR: C'mon, admit it: You made that name up, didn't you!!!! What's next, Mergatroid von Fantzypantz-Biffleboffle taking over as CEO of Daimler? more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Let the deBanglefication commence! Truly, we are entering a Golden Age. Alright, I'll settle for an Age where new Beemers don't make me throw up in ... more » Tanshanomi: I was really hoping they meant Ty Van Hooydonk. Now that'd be cool. more » combat chuck: I expect future BMW's to be impervious to floods, feature windmill power supplies, and a crazy-ass hood design that flips up at angle like a spatula. more » Bumblebee: Wait a minute: I understood that Bangle was given a meaningless promotion some time ago that removed him from having too much influence on the actual ... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: With a name like hooyDonk, I expect the new BMW's to come stock with thirty inch rims and chromed front end clips. more » Jo Schmo: did you say Donk? more » Miscellanea: Tune down the dragon snouts and he'll attract some dragons. more » damnelantra™: god speed hooydonk more » -
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Regime Change: Adrian Van Hooydonk Appointed BMW Group Design Director
Adrian van Hooydonk has been appointed BMW Design Director, taking over the reigns from Mr. Bangle Butt himself, Chris Bangle. Current BMW's have just gotten weird, so we welcome the regime change. More »
