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more about #bmw5series more comments → thunder; now eta-powered: Six Fives. more » DoctorNine: Wow. This is damned sexy. Now, if I can get the diesel with a manual, I am all set! more » LuciferV8: Bob's big Bimmer bounced down the boulevard, beautifully breaking off its blasted, buxom, Bangle butt. more » Instructor: The E46 is a 3 series. Honestly you should know before posting. Still; I agree. It's a beautiful car, especially the coupe. more » Mobius: The E46 is the best looking of the bunch, with the range becoming increasingly more modern, until the Big D'Oh. Also, their webseries ad with the E46... more » Mobius: So, what's next for the BMW 5 series after 6 iterations? Seven eight nine. more » Mobius: The Bangle design took some getting used to, and was definitely not a universal acclaimed one. But this is just bland, and boring, but I mean that in... more » AustinMiniMan: It's like Richard Hammond; it's not tiny, it's just always really far away. more » Super Traction Engine: If BMW did not have that badge, most of their modern cars would be written off as un-inspired. The current model range looks bland and tired. more » Turboner: I'll take the twin-turbo, reverse-cowgirl V8, pls. Does anyone else see a little reverse-Jaguarization in the hood? more » Turboner: Mmmm, E39 540i sport. more » 1300ccsoffury: Of the E60 range, I think the 550i with its sport package is the best looking of the range. Also, it can be had with a stick shift. I think it's a h... more » baldheadeddork: Bloat is inevitable, so any picture of three or more generations of driving cars would surely show at least as much weight gain, not to mention the in... more » Scoutch: "So what if he's wall-eyed and buck-toothed? You should marry him! He comes from a good family!" more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: The E34 was defintely the high point. Still looks fantastic and fairly modern 20 years later. I've also always been a big fan of the E28. Has it ag... more » -
#captionthis
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. D'Oh! Nice.
For this installment of "Caption This," check out this shot and the one below, pulled from the BMW 5 Series press photos and witness model bloat in pictorial form. Just look at the original — it's so tiny. More » -
#newcars
2011 BMW 5 Series: Bangle Butt Goes Bye-Bye
The 2011 BMW 5 Series is finally here. If nothing else, it's a statement against the Bangle-ization of the BMW brand. It's smooth, sleek and an unmistakable return to the BMW 5 Series we've missed. More » -
#newcars
2010 BMW 5-Series Officially Shows Us Its Headlights
We're going to see all of the 2010 BMW 5-Series Monday, but after showing off its balls BMW just revealed its headlights. Now all we need is the rump. More photos below. More » -
#spyphotos
2011 BMW 5 Series Shows Off Newish Nose?
If a dealer leaks a photo of the 2011 BMW 5 Series nose, does it make anyone any less convinced that this car's going to look like a mini-7 Series? [via WorldCarFans] -
#spyphotos
2011 BMW 5 Series: Teasing It Takes Lots Of Balls
This new tease of the 2011 BMW 5 Series may not be the most artistic teaser shot of a new car we've yet seen from an automaker but it's certainly the most esoteric. Here's how they made it. More » -
#spyphotos
2010 BMW 5-Series Gets A Swirly
Although swirly-camo-ed, it's possible to see the overall shape of the new 2010 BMW 5-Series from these new shots taken near Kitzbuhel, Austria. We can see that the front gets the most dramatic change over the outgoing car. What else? More » -
#classicadwatch
Our Favorite Vintage Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW Commercials
We shared our favorite vintage VW ads a while back, but what about the other German car companies?
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#24hoursoflemons
And The People's Curse Is... The Black Iron Racing BMW 540!
Black Iron Racing, winners of the Altamont '07 race, went with their standard LeMons formula for Buttonwillow: BMW 5 Series minus all the bodywork equals win! Unfortunately for them, they didn't modify their driving technique. More » -
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#downonthestreet
1987 BMW 5 Series
It's Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. We've seen 7, 6, and 3 Series 80s BMWs, so we need a 5! More » -
#lolcars
British BMW Driver Follows Sat Nav To Cliff Edge, Darwin Loses
British drivers have blindly following their navigation systems before, but Robert Jones took it to the extreme, driving his BMW 5-series down a rocky path before a fence barely stopped his plunge off a cliff. More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Turnkey, Race-Ready, 24 Hours Of LeMons-Winning BMW 535i For $433?
We had a Nice Price verdict on the super-clean '85 Toyota 4WD pickup yesterday, and today we've got something for you potential 24 Hours Of LeMons racers. More » -
#2010bmw5series
2010 BMW 5-Series Spotted At The Ring, We Get All Up In Its Grille
There's been some speculation as to the design direction of the 2010 BMW 5-Series. Specifically, there are those who wondered if it would be a conservative and evolutionary move from the E60 or a more drastic change similar to the BMW CS Concept. These spy photos, which show an undisguised grille, seem to point a larger and smoother opening more similar to the CS than the 2008 BMW 5-series. All the better for a twin-turbo V8 to breathe with? Spy report below the jump. More »
