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more about #bicycles more comments → Turboner: Wow. I mean, ow. Somebody, say "ow." more » FrankGrimes: I enjoyed this. Seriously. Not crappy or cheesy. It makes riding a bike and using that rack a positive instead of a negative if it was done crappil... more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: Rolling on the AC Transit in Oaktown Yo with my Scraper Bike more » MaWeiTao: Americans really have a knack for being tacky. more » Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: Sorry, but it just isn't as good as this: more » mr_dude: Who would win in a fight, love on a plate or love in an elevator? more » LuciferV8: The power of really stupid dreams. more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: so... less training wheels, more "rider's ed"? do you have to have a bike license in japan? do they have to register bikes? hmm... also, are they goi... more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Possibly the most fun looking thing Honda has come up with in awhile. Congrats, guys. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Paperboy was one of the coolest arcade games of my teenage years. Never got particularly good at it, but still, it was fun. more » MushyHeirloom: I can tell you, as a law-abiding cyclist, that this sort of situation is why there's a nice grassy space beside the sidewalk. I might use the road an... more » Straight6er: Just recently some guy rode his bike off the sidewalk, crossed infront of my car (all without shoulder checking) and stopped right at the intersection... more » stevecmh: at least its not on the road.. i hate when people on bikes are on the road #bicycling more » Timtoolman, sporadically speaking: Reminds me of the traffic lights in Pensacola, which are mounted to giant posts. The posts are maybe 18-24" in diameter and are planted dead-center o... more » GreenN_Gold: That's just a chalk outline of a guy who THOUGHT that was the bicycle lane. #bicycling more » -
#lolcars
Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
The Bluegrass State is a strange place, and Louisville, its largest city, is home to some weird and wonderful stuff. If you ever find yourself in the 'Ville and have to ride the bus, use a bike rack. Fool. More » -
#videogames
Honda Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator
Honda's been getting into some odd projects lately (Honda U3-X anyone?) but this is near the top; the Honda Bicycle Simulator is a safety trainer addressing Japan's escalating rate of biking accidents. It's really a $7,853 Paperboy simulator. More » -
#infrastructure
Sending A Clear Message To Bicyclists
"This cycle lane lets you smack both your handlebars and your knuckles into a lamppost at 50 metre intervals. It definitely gives a rhythm to the journey." [The Guardian] More » -
#classiccars
Whale-tail Porsche? Check. Mustache? Check.
Apparently, there really was a decade called the '80s. And in this decade, a professional BMX rider named Woody Itson advertised not a Porsche 911 convertible, but a Hutch Trick Star bicycle. More » -
#lolcars
"You Hit Me With Your Prius"
A San Francisco bicyclist and Craigslister offers to sit down with the Prius driver who hit him for a nice cup of coffee... and strangulation!. Moral of the story? Don't hit and run, it's not polite. [Best of Craigslist]
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#carcrime
Bike Owner To Bike Thief: Truck Off And Die
Call us crazy, but we think stealing is wrong. So does this plucky poster-maker, who also throws proportionate response right out the window. We're on her (we assume; girl's bike, tassels) side. Monster-truck owners, your duty is clear. More » -
#woodwarddreamcruise
Hipsters On Bicycles Seek To Screw With Woodward Dream Cruise
Apparently hippies-on-bikes in Ferndale are looking to screw with the Woodward Dream Cruise by massing at 9 Mile and Woodward. As you can see, all eight of them will likely be easily dispatched of by one Mustang's open-ended burnout.
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