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more about #beer more comments → buttons: My Wrangler uses the same style of door latch as the above Toyota pickup - one which I opened a beer with just yesterday, as a matter of fact. more » fltrplntman: Get an E30 BMW. You can find several at any LeMons race. Open the trunk lid, and if it doesn't have one... use someone else's. Examine said trunk lid ... more » TessaCylla: While tailgating at the Rose Bowl for the USC vs. UCLA football game, my friends and I expertly used jumper cables to open our Coronas. It was great, ... more » Dorsai: Back in the early 90s I met up with a girl in Myrtle Beach. We planned out a very nice dinner in my hotel room, but discovered at the last minute we ... more » fanboy.took.my.star: ive used the male part of a belt buckle on many different cars.... more » LBJ's Love Child: Lug wrench from my 1969 BMW 2002. An added bonus is that I was ready, in case someone tried to grab my beer. more » HoonThatFerrari: When you're really ready for that beer, innovation is key. more » joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: I've sooo wanted to mount this in my Jeep but it belongs to Mom and she's had this thing for years. Supposedly it's an antique milk bottle opener. more » superman40601000: the tongue of the seat belt 60% of the time works every time hahahahah but seriously the best use of a seat belt more » engineerd: I don't have this problem. My key chain is a bottle opener. Always prepared. more » Novaload: Cheating, really, but my old Fury had a small opener mounted just under the ancient all bare metal dash where the -- true story -- vacuum tube radio h... more » yisoo: the hole in the seatbelt buckle more » .357: Also, that isn't much of a donk. It's only on 20 in rims. Donks have to have a minimum of 22 in of rim size. more » .357: The driver. more » theart: Nothing on my Saabaru has thick enough paint to go anywhere near a bottle cap. I just use a ring that's on my right hand. I can do it fast enough tha... more » -
#questionoftheday
What Car Parts Have You Used As Field Expedient Bottle Openers?
I know what you cancer-stick-addicted types are saying: "But you can use a lighter to open a bottle!" Yes, yes, a key works too, but there's something extra satisfying about opening bottles with your car. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Don't Try To Bribe The 24 Hours Of LeMons Supreme Court With Natty Light!
A word of advice to LeMons racers who want to oil the gears of justice: don't try to give us cat-piss-grade beer. We have a new policy for such bribe attempts! More » -
