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more about #beat more comments → Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face: HmmmYa know... I hate to jump on the DIE-FUCKIN-DIE Gm Bandwagon.. But if thats the way the shit falls... WHat I dont get is.. 800mil to do merch and ... more » AngryChineseDriver hates four-wheeled fatties!: Man, I'm just going to Transformers 2 for the R8. It better do something bad ass, like punt that...THING on the left out of the planet. Frankly, I thi... more » elwood: Oh god, that car on the left fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Take it out back and shoot it before it multiplies. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Now if only Jalopnik would drop marketing of Transformers 2. more » philibuster: That one on the left is a vehicular abortion. more » Deartháir II: We love a long-nosed semi, what can we say. Matt... what's with the phallic references today? You're going to get Charles all excited. Or are you just... more » kingedwin: So if they don't push this, there may still be three or four people who don't know about the Camaro? more » Cognitive Friction: I'm going to borrow a phrase from Patton Oswalt to describe the burnt orange thing on the left: That looks like a failure pile in a sadness bowl more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: I hate what they've done with the headlights. Surely that's for stupid 'don't fuck up the cameras' purposes, right?? Right??? more » Bret: Little green car is frowning. It's okay little fella, turn that frown upside down. What's that car in the middle? I can't place it. Must be a made ... more » .357: So there will be less BS on my TV? more » Syrax: No need to rename. It's called Revenge Of the Fallen. Pretty dead-on to me. more » engineerd: They figured they were getting enough coverage on Jalopnik. more » Bumblebee: In retaliation, I'm refusing to transform ever again. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Sure that's not an Astra? more » -
#transformers
Chevy To Drop Marketing Of Transformers 2
GM will not support the release of Transformers 2 with a Transformers-like barrage of commercials. Why? Just call it Revenge Of The Carpocalypse. More » -
#genevamotorshow
Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
GM teased the Beat-inspired Chevy Spark on the Today Show. Then GM showed nothing at the Detroit Auto Show. Now we're told the new super-mini will instead debut at the 2009 Geneva Motor Show. More » -
#transformers2
2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
A new Activision website for the Transformers movie sequel video game features shots of robot modes for the Chevy Spark (Beat) and Trax. Frankly, they both look like hicks. A larger, higher-quality shot below. More » -
#detroitautoshow
VIDEO: Chevy Beat Today Show Skirt-Lift
We showed you the little screen cap earlier, but here's the full video of this morning's Today Show Lauer skirt-lift on the Chevy Beat. More » -
#detroitautoshow
Chevy Beat Heading To Detroit After Live Tease On Today Show
NBC Today Show's Matt Lauer is in Detroit this morning at GM's Warren Tech Center, where he teased a supposed production car. Despite rumors of it's demise, it looks like it's the Chevy Beat. More » -
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#2011chevybeat
2011 Chevy Beat Exposes Its Interior, Still Concealing US Plans
The fate of the Chevy Beat is still in limbo for US markets, but as we see here, that isn't stopping the ongoing development of the latest GM minicar. The Beat gets a buddy for some hot weather testing and we get a look at the interior for the first time. For a subcompact, it's hard to be surprised by the spartan accommodations and the long-handled shifter, but we do like the floating gauge pod mounted directly to what appears to be a tilting steering column. Coupled with a high seating arrangement and supposedly true-to-concept styling, the Beat is shaping up to be more than your average econo-beater. More »
