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more about #aztek more comments → Jack_Burton: Spokesmodel fail: See, I look at that photo and find problem with the woman due to association with the Aztec. Alessandra Ambrosio naked could not mak... more » Maxichamp: Reminds me of that old SNL commercial for Bad Idea Jeans. more » Turboner: She almost look like someone who works at the Acropolis... more » mytdawg: I'm guessing that if you threw some clothes on her, she's be a pretty lady. The Mukluks are a bit much, really calls for thigh high red leather spike... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: I like Uncle Bo's nickname for her ("miss Piston Slap") - but at the same time, if you don't like a juicy girl, you probably don't really like girls a... more » Maymar: Based on the compass tattoo (although I doubt hers always points north) and soft focus, I'd guess she's a pack of DuMauriers and a case of Carling awa... more » AmishJohn: So nasty, even the camera is squinting... more » Uncle Bo: Hard to tell, but I think Miss Piston Slap is wearing sheer nylons. And those boots are tragic. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Ah, just another day for the typical Pontiac and the typical Pontiac owner. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Erk. Two uglies don't make a pretty. more » VeeArrrSix: Looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet. more » Tanshanomi: Someone put a drill through my temple, please. more » tempesjo: It's depressing how an addict will subject herself to such degradation to feed a coke habit. I bet there are more pictures of her being used to sell ... more » Elhigh: NOTE TO SELLER: using sex to try to sell your Aztek is smart - it may be the only thing that gets it gone. But next time, use a model whose tattoo do... more » pres: That ink is going to look really good after her 5th kid. more » -
#forsale
How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
We've seen bikini-clad ladies used to sell cars before, but a $5,500 2001 Pontiac Aztek is a tougher sell than most. We're assuming the soft filtering is to cover up the car — and not something else. More » -
#carpocalypse
Seven Cars That Killed Pontiac
Yesterday, lamenting its death, we extolled the virtues of Pontiac's ten best vehicles. Today we face reality — Pontiac's been building terrible cars for years. These seven stinkers drove the nails into the coffin. More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: GM Heritage Collection Supercharged Aztek SEMA Car For $24,900?
The buyers of the GM Heritage Collection cars are already a-wheelin' and a-dealin' their purchases, and that means that you've got a chance to own what may be the rarest factory Aztek ever! More » -
#classicadwatch
Jalopnik's Top 28 Vintage GM Car Commercials
We've shown our favorite Vintage Chevrolet commercials, but what about GM's other car divisions? And we don't just mean Cadillac, Buick, Pontiac, and Oldsmobile; Vauxhall, Holden, and Opel did some great ads as well!
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