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more about #austria more comments → discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: I thought the whole idea of making pipes out of wood was that it soaks up some of the tar and makes for a better flavor. And it's not like you need y... more » SeanKHotay: Does it blow good bubbles? more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I thought this posted first thing in the morning? more » skaycog was here: Oh, brother...you guys are going to think that I have a one-track mind. Nice CF caps, huh? more » mytdawg: It will give you something to do while you watch your super car go up in flames. more » Scandinavian Flick: Crack pipe! more » engineerd: I heard a rumor that Mr. Graverobber kept putting up the crack pipe cars on NPOCP because he earns points from the local drug dealer for driving traff... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I tried a pipe for about a month when I was younger (24 YO, or so, I think)...too much work. More accurately, not enough time to do it properly for u... more » SirNotAppearing: [this comment has been redacted so as not to make the same joke four potheads already made] more » mr_dude: Oh and to poison the wells, carbon fiber has to hit very high temperatures before the laminate poisons your lungs. Ferrari valve covers are made of cf. more » Clown Shoe Pilot: how much for a carbon fiber bong? oh, excuse me.... "water pipe" more » mr_dude: Make me a carbon cigarette holder and we have a deal. more » Novaload: Do the horns work? How's the STEERing? more » Novaload: Well, I guess it shortens the wait. You know...until the cows come home. more » Novaload: Cow(l) induction? more » -
#novelties
Purisme's Carbon Fiber Pipe Can Be Yours For Only $2700
Fancy a smoke in your super car? Austrian design shop, Purisme, has also got a letter opener, a yo-yo and a bracelet for sale—all for super car prices. Buy them in Vienna or order them online. [Purisme] -
#offbeatnews
Austrian Uses VW Golf To Mooove Calves
Shocked motorists have spotted an Austrian softie who uses his tiny VW to relocate his beloved calves wherever they might need to go. More » -
#offbeatnews
Fiat Uno Racks Up Largest Parking Ticket Ever
A Fiat Uno belonging to a deported immigrant has been slapped with a $26,110 fine after being left in a short-term parking space in Austria for two years. More » -
