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more about #australia more comments → brandegee: Is there copyright protection on Helter Skelter then? Just as well. Doesn't strike as the kind of ride either McCartney or Manson would rock. #customcars more » 80Kofdrew: It's a turd that got a club beatdown, as my step father would have said. It has to be fast to avoid the Earth swallowing it whole. #customcars more » layabout: Ultima for the win.... #customcars more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: I like it. It looks like a Panoz Batmobile for the street. AUSTRALIA F@CK YEAH!! MAKING WEIRD ASS LOOKING CARS POWERED BY GROUND UP WALLABIES!! more » layabout: No thanks,i'll take an Ultima. Oh & prices here in the U.K. start at £66k for the G-force targa & £99k for the widetrack ragtop more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Great performance, but it lacks attachment points for guns, a proper 'roo bar, and extra fuel tanks, at a bare minimum. Not acceptable in 'Stralia...... more » AmishJohn: That's gotta be the ugliest thing to come out of a studio since Yoko Ono recorded her last album. #customcars more » beercheck: This has the same kind of ugly the M Coupe has. Sexy. #customcars more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: With 4.7 lbs/HP, minimum, you ought to be able to outrun the fugly all day long. Besides you'll be looking out, not at it. All that public retching ... more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Commodore drivers are gaining (if not gained) a reputation for being hoons in Oz and NZ. I'm not deriding all Commodore drivers, the hoon ones are e... more » Murilee Martin: Would it have landed on its left side, had this happened in the Northern Hemisphere? #australia more » BavarianFanatic: This reminds me of a wreck a couple years ago that ended with a Chevy Silverado plowing into the side of my buddy's house about 10 ft. from the ground... more » Adam Von Jurczak: That's not going to be holden his roof up. #australia more » Turboner: Speed, as in velocity, or meth? #australia more » Alfisted: The Commodore Lee does that every episode. #australia more » -
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Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
The Skelta is one of a handful of limited production Aussie sports cars, like the Bolwell Nagari, with real performance credentials and completely fugly design. And it's coming to Europe! More » -
#hoonoftheday
Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
We're not exactly shocked to read that "police say they suspect speed and alcohol were contributing factors in the crash" with this bit of what appears to be staggeringly stupid hoonery. More » -
#dailydui
Classy Aussie Waitress Claims "Not Sucking D***" In Ute Crash
Following a ute crash in Humpty Doo, NT, Australia, and reports indicating the female passenger may have been engaging in amorous activities with the driver, the 34-year-old waitress would just like everyone to know "I was not sucking his d***."
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#madmax
Massive Dust Storm Turns Sydney Into Real Life Mad Max
A 310-mile wide, 620-mile long dust storm swept over Sydney early yesterday morning along with gale-force winds and hailstorms. The eerie red powder virtually shut down ground and air transportation and kept most people indoors. More » -
#overthebackfence
REPORT: The Pontiac G8 El Camino, GXP Live... As Holdens!
Holden's readying a limited edition version of its Commodore SSV with Pontiac's twin-nostril grille and hood scoops. According to Australian sources, the special edition will be called the Commodore G8 SSV and be available as a sedan, ute and wagon! More » -
#classicadwatch
The Jalopnik Favorite 48 Classic Ford, Lincoln, and Mercury Commercials
We've already honored our favorite Mustang commercials, but what about all those other FoMoCo vehicles? We've got 48 of them for you!
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#classicadwatch
Jalopnik's 16 Favorite British Leyland and Rootes Group TV Commercials
Some of you observant types might notice that British Leyland and the Rootes Group were totally separate corporations, but welike to fill up tablesthink their ads go together quite well! More » -
#carcrime
Ferrari California Press Car Hooned At 142 MPH, Impounded
An automotive journalist reviewing a Ferrari California was popped by Aussie police for traveling 142 MPH. The car was impounded as the law requires and now the leasing company wants it back. Hmm, we wouldn't have been caught. More » -
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#racingnews
MotoGP's Stoner completes first ride of 2009. [PaddockTalk]
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#novelties
What Is A Hoon? Ask This T-Shirt
We've thrown around the term "hoon" liberally. Now, thanks to this t-shirt, we've got an easy definition. -
#novelties
Genuine Overnight Aussie Trucking Sexual Experts
Do you ever read the back of tractor trailers as if they were personal ads? Canbera Overland Transport and its drivers sure hope you do. -
#classicadwatch
The Jalopnik Top 20 Vintage Toyota Commercials
While we've put together our Top Car Ads for the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, it still seems wrong so many great Toyota ads got overlooked. That's why we've got our favorite 20 here.
